A middle aged bisexual YouTuber who picks his ass and does gay shit. Shane never showers or changes his clothes. Most people can’t tell if he’s a male, a female or a pig.
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Get the Shane mug.I naughty little hobbit like creature that walks around slightly bent over and hobbles like a duck. He dwells in dark area's on the hunt for meat.
This creature is dangerous and should be avoided or he may take your jewels.
This creature is dangerous and should be avoided or he may take your jewels.
by rubrub July 1, 2010
Get the Shane mug.A shane is a majestic, oftentimes handsome creature that dwells primarily in the continental US but has been known to inhabit the middle east. However, recent research indicates that they are close to extinction overseas. They communicate using fragmented Cantonese and sarcasm and are characterized by their wisdom that reaches only just below the level of a little Asian girl.
Shanes make exceptional companions when tame. One can be caught using a simple snare and a fresh harvest of babies. These creatures are especially useful when in need of some good luvin'.
However, it should be noted that Shanes are not naturally domestic and often possess strength and brutality equating that of a polar bear. Therefore, they should only be handled by a trained professional until deemed fit to enter a family home.
Shanes make exceptional companions when tame. One can be caught using a simple snare and a fresh harvest of babies. These creatures are especially useful when in need of some good luvin'.
However, it should be noted that Shanes are not naturally domestic and often possess strength and brutality equating that of a polar bear. Therefore, they should only be handled by a trained professional until deemed fit to enter a family home.
syddaleigh: (to innocent bystander) "This shane outsmarted me, but only because its demeanor makes me nervous"
james_bnd: "Don't worry. I love you and I only want to test you so that you might reach your full potential."
syddaleigh: "Awe, this shane loves me. Urbandictionary was right."
james_bnd: "Don't worry. I love you and I only want to test you so that you might reach your full potential."
syddaleigh: "Awe, this shane loves me. Urbandictionary was right."
by helovesmeeee July 17, 2009
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by ihateshane January 20, 2009
Get the shane mug.'#1: You haven't pulled a Shane have you?
#2: Yeah.'
'#1: You better not go all Shane on me!
#2: Don't worry I won't.'
#2: Yeah.'
'#1: You better not go all Shane on me!
#2: Don't worry I won't.'
by Rebecca Manning March 30, 2008
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