Any and all porn that is used to shock and awe the shit out of your friends. Generally disgusting, gnarly and otherwise unsettling.
by Pretty Titties January 8, 2012
Get the shock porn mug.2 in the goop, one in the poop. 2 in the stink and one in the pink. frequently used by Team Shocker.
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The Guy Shocker is the specific position of the fingers used when a guy is relaxing and he has his hands down the front of his pants. The classic position involves a guy with his thumb around or in his belly button and some or all his fingers down below the belt-line and inside his underwear. Comfortable and easy to do.(Not X-rated at all.)
"When I was sitting watching TV the other day, I whipped out the guy shocker and was so comfortable that i fell asleep."
"Girls just can't relate to guys and how we feel about our testicles. They don't understand how comforting it is to give yourself the guy shocker and just relax."
"Girls just can't relate to guys and how we feel about our testicles. They don't understand how comforting it is to give yourself the guy shocker and just relax."
by Dick Keene April 13, 2008
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Get the Shocking mug.A clever and effective variation on the Shocker. In addition to the 2 in the goo, 1 in the pooh, you take your thumb and wiggle it back and forth on the clit to give it a good tickle. This little trick is beyond shocking, it's SHOCKLING!
"Give me the shocker! Oh yes, yes, YES! Wait, what the hell? Are you using your thumb too? You are a bloody genius! Shockler!"
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