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ass shitting

the act of shitting in someone elses ass
i was at this german porno shoot and this guy was ass shitting some hairy chick.
by steve scuber November 4, 2006
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Japanese Glass Shitting Table

A glass table that has dips in it for butt cheeks and one person sits on the table and defecates, while another lies underneath and looks up at the person shitting
Tater really wants a Japanese Glass Shitting Table for his birthday, but they are impossible to find!
by Shake it like a JO LO February 6, 2009
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Fucking and shitting

Two things you shouldn't do at the same time.
He was fucking and shitting at the same time. What a sick bastard! The girl he was fucking got an infection!
by Bobby222 May 26, 2009
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pigeon-shitting

When somebody fucks someone else in the ass and cums inside their asshole. Then, the one who took it in the ass squeezes the cum out of their ass. This makes it appear as though their shit is white, which is the color of a pigeon's shit.
Yo, I just buttfucked some girl and then I saw her pigeon-shitting on my blanket. She's fucking gross.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you've been caught pigeon-shitting in a guy's mouth.
by Chunky MoFo July 1, 2008
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The 7 levels of shitting

Used to describe to a friend how bad the shit you are currently having is

1. I think I may be constipated

2. I need to take my pants off for this shit

3. I may not come out for a while

4. I'm pissing and shitting everywhere

5. I'm either on my period or I'm just downright bleeding, but there is blood and shit everywhere

6. I'm gonna need help cleaning if I ever come out

7. Tell my mommy I love her.
Person A: "Bro, you okay in there?"

Person B: "No, I need help."

Person A: "on The 7 levels of shitting scale, which one?"

Person B: "Number 7..."

Person A: "Oh no dude..."
by FlyingBucket August 1, 2017
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are you shitting my dick

another way of saying; "are you kidding me?"
"are you shitting my dick?"
"Are you shitting my dick man? I just got that car and you scratched it!"
by ITSALLYLMFAO March 21, 2022
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War Shitting

Using a shitter and a Laptop, PDA or Bathroom computer while using a wireless network for internet access.

The use of an Apple Powerbook is best as they get much warmer than other laptops which keeps you knees warm.

other names - Warshit, Warshitting, Warpoop, Warpooping
I'm war shitting while using my Powerbook G4
by Knott John April 2, 2005
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