by BIG MAC June 1, 2012
Get the Bullet Shiftingmug. jon: hey david look joey is comming up from virgina lets show him the night shift
David: ok just let me get some one's were going to show him baltimore's best boobs
David: ok just let me get some one's were going to show him baltimore's best boobs
by freefire July 12, 2009
Get the the night shiftmug. When one bloke tugs off another bloke with such violent force that it becomes nearly flexible enough to touch your asshole.
Bloke 1: Hey did you hear about Nicky’s big weekend?
Bloke 2: Yeah I hear Andy gay shifted him into third without dropping the clutch.
Bloke 2: Yeah I hear Andy gay shifted him into third without dropping the clutch.
by ChristianPreacher February 14, 2023
Get the gay shiftmug. I am here to introduce a new and original wanking move I call it 'The Gear Shift'. In order to execute this move you will need to get to the point where your about to blow your load then swiftly release your dick from your hand wait for 1 and a half seconds precisely grab your dick again from the bottom 3 strokes then push the cum out. Once mastered you will gain a new level of mastery in the field, with enough precision the load can pierce straight through the skull and be fatal USE WITH CAUTION! Bringing all new levels of pleasure to the game. Thank me later boys. Welcome to THE GEAR SHIFT!
"Ahhh shit im gonna blow *gear shift* AHHHHHHHHHHH! POWERRRRRR LOADDDDDDDDDD"
The Gear Shift is the perfect execution for finishing a wank
The Gear Shift is the perfect execution for finishing a wank
by SamTheBaldMan April 6, 2021
Get the The Gear Shiftmug. Similar to road head except the driver of a vehicle performs oral sex on the passenger while driving, instead of the passenger performing oral on the driver; the passenger steers from their seat and announces when to apply the brake and throttle.
I came up with this driving down the road at work making jokes about purposely wrecking the whole truck if the guys didn’t stop messing with me while driving. They joked about giving me road head to calm me down and I countered with the suicide shift.
I came up with this driving down the road at work making jokes about purposely wrecking the whole truck if the guys didn’t stop messing with me while driving. They joked about giving me road head to calm me down and I countered with the suicide shift.
by Snake doctor February 26, 2019
Get the Suicide shiftmug. "That dude tried to short shift me"
"I short shifted jimmy by telling his client i was him"
"I caught her out lying so i short shifted her with her best friend"
"I short shifted jimmy by telling his client i was him"
"I caught her out lying so i short shifted her with her best friend"
by Cassar November 17, 2006
Get the short shiftmug. by DocHANDY September 5, 2012
Get the Stick Shiftmug.