Shed

A group of guys who dress like tools.

Hey, Man! Did you see that shed over there?

Yeah man those guys are some tools!

by Jouse September 11, 2011

shedder

one of those people whose pubic hairs fall out by the dozen in the company urinal.

bob's a "shedder", I pissed after he did and there must have been 25 pubes on the edge of the urinal...

by peabody12866 December 23, 2011

two sheds

You are a 'two sheds' if you always one up yourself, brag or show off when an opportunity arises.

Holly has one shed. Cat would like Holly to know she has two sheds.
This is known as 'being a two sheds', 'two shedding' or 'shedding'.

by Holly June 18, 2018

tool shed

The second level of being a poser/loser. Someone who is "whipped" or someone who thinks he's cooler than he really is. A toolshed usually dresses outside of the mainstream just to make others think he is cool. He is always a jackass. A female tool shed, though rare, shares these same characteristics, and usually operates by being a total bitch and thinking she is hotter than she really is. A tool shed is is a bigger loser than a tool, but not quite a hardware store.

I'd be complimenting Ryan Seacrest by calling him a tool shed: he's a hardware store (aka Home Depot).

That toolshed talks on the phone to his girlfriend for 6 hrs a night.

by garyp December 28, 2005

Shed

This is a word used to politly and unoffensively (if around children and the elderly or just misserable family members)say "SHIT !"

"What a load of shed!"
"You little shed!"
"What a shed head"
"Ohh SHED !!"
"Holy shed, that hurt"

by Corpse Grinder March 2, 2004

shed

The home.

yo holmes, you tryin' to get out tonight?

nah, I gots no cash, i'll be chillin' at the shed with my fresh boo. you can roll by, but we'll prolly be bumpin' so...

by lotus_65 February 4, 2009

Painting The Shed

To skeet semen profusely all over a woman's vagina and then rub your dick up and down on it between her labia lips.

"Yea I was painting the shed last night and it was fucking awesome"

"Uh dude, yesterday I was painting the shed doggie style it was soo noice but then the girl fucking shit! And it like slid down. So I painted the shed brown. It was really gross at first but then it was like....sorta like cool."

by Meg Roan November 1, 2007