Shatting

Shatting is the term used, when two or more people share something that is pure and utter “shit” and can also be associated with the idea of “chatting shit.”

Shatting is commonly used by “begs” and people with “no life”

“Vanessa, i heard Stacy said your batty looks small” screamed Dave, “Stop shatting Charlie, your mums a hoe”

by Mr pilgrim October 29, 2019

shat

the ancient Egyptian currency

I sold my fish and got 20 pounds of shat

by history guru December 2, 2020

Schrödinger's Shat

When you attempt a fart, but afterwards you think you may have let out a bit of shit in your pants instead. You're not sure though. Until you check, you can't be sure.

Oh no, I think I've got Schrödinger's Shat in my pants.

by Tommy Pits December 2, 2020

Schrödinger's Shat

When you're not sure if you shat yourself, or you only farted. You really can't tell, and the only way to be sure is to look.

Oh no, I've got schrödinger's shat in my pants.

by Tommy Pits December 2, 2020

shat day

National shat day occurs on December 22nd. It’s one day of the year that Shat is formally recognized by her friends and is treated like royalty.

Shat day is the best day!

Let’s celebrate shat day by telling her how much we appreciate her!

by shedaddylol December 22, 2020

Mass shat

1: When you do one too many shits.
2: When you don’t give a fuck about a person and piss them off.
3: A hat you think is cool but is too fucking religious.
4: When you shot one too many cunts.

1: He mass shat all over Damo and Jacinta.
2: You’ve fucking mass shat on me ever since you made me suck your dick.
3: Wow, what a mass shat you got me for my birthday! I’m gonna fuck you so hard bitch!
4: Oh no, Kevin mass shat everyone!

by Fitzionmedick November 19, 2021

Shat

Past tense use of the word shit

I shat on myself in the Taco Bell bathroom last night, and didn’t have any socks on to clean it up, so I just left.

by wheredidallthe90zgo? October 13, 2021