by Cupid xo December 20, 2017
Get the shannon rau mug.A certain Shannon and a certain Matthew should never be together.
A union between these two individuals would spell disaster because these two are not physically attracted to each other at all.
A certain Matthew cannot be with a Shannon without the aid of something like Viagra, and also..Matthew will yell at a poor Shannon any time she wants to do something intimate, because he is more interested in playing with his cards.
Shannon thought that Matthew would do much better with a certain Ian, but this will also probably never happen.
A union between these two individuals would spell disaster because these two are not physically attracted to each other at all.
A certain Matthew cannot be with a Shannon without the aid of something like Viagra, and also..Matthew will yell at a poor Shannon any time she wants to do something intimate, because he is more interested in playing with his cards.
Shannon thought that Matthew would do much better with a certain Ian, but this will also probably never happen.
Oh look, someone made a post on Urban Dictionary about how Shannon and Matthew belong together! Isn't that sweet!
Too bad Matthew actually intimidated Shannon into going out with him in reality!
Too bad Matthew actually intimidated Shannon into going out with him in reality!
by anonymous xyz August 7, 2022
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Queen shannon's bday is the day when the queen of 🇵🇪 was born. Her birthday is celebrated the 14th september each year. As you should know, she's an important person so you must give her a chocolate ice cream cake.
by 1l1kepan1n1sx0x0 September 11, 2020
Get the Queen Shannon's bday mug.She is a girl full of beauty with the promise of trust issues, deceit and lies. You can give her all your love but as hard as you try to love her, she'll end up making a dating account behind your back and hurting you in the worst way possible. The pain you will receive is ridiculous. If you tell her to get off her phone, she just won't because of her addiction to her electronic device. Care too much, and she'll leave. Don't care at all, and she'll make up scenarios in her head where you fucked someone else.
by lucarandazzo January 16, 2023
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