Breezy Shirt

A loosely fitting shirt that catches a breeze and or in some odd mechanic of human engineering gives the sensation of a chilly breeze while fully clothed. Magic i tell ya. MAGIC.
"Is there a draft in here?"
"Naw, it's just your breezy shirt.
by Enimz March 03, 2012
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Sideways Shirt

A sideways shirt is something you do to go against the norm. It is something that is abnormal but you do it just to say, "Fuck the system".
"I don't like sugar in my coffee."
"Why?"
"I don't know, it's my sideways shirt"
by jadedkitty July 20, 2016
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happy shirt

A plain old shirt that is used for mastuerbation.
What is that your happy shirt? There are stains all over it.
by Noblewolf797 July 08, 2023
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shirt ritz

When you want to have a ritz inside public places that don’t allow vaping so you have a ritz through your shirt to reduce vapour
Bro can you chuck me your vape I wanna have a shirt ritz
by Iloveritzing December 30, 2022
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vomit shirt

This item of clothing maybe gifted, purchased new or acquired used at a thrift store. At first it may look like a Jackson Pollock painting gone wrong and the atrocious nature of its appearance draws you to it like moths to a flame. Looking at it on a hanger generally causes feelings of nausea and disbelief. It’s like watching a train wreck… You can’t look away. The magic happens when you try the shirt on. Through some sorcery unknown to The general population the appearance of the shirt changes once on the body and becomes strangely appealing and attractive. Even the most strong-willed people will not be able to resist the urge to purchase it and add it to their wardrobe. Quickly it will become the favorite shirt of the person who owns it and many tears will be shed when it reaches the eventual state of disrepair that where it can no longer be worn in polite society and must be relegated to use as a part of a zombie costume or turned into dust/shop rags.
Hey, Dave; nice vomit shirt! Did you get it at Macy’s or Goodwill?
by Kavanor June 09, 2021
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shirt burglar

1. a person who steals your clothes off the clothes line.

2. A super annoying, yet relatively harmless person.
Definition 1

Person 1: that Johnston never seems to go shopping, yet he

always wears different clothes.

Person 2: don't you know that he is a shirt burglar?

Definition 2

Person 1: Is that, that knob head upstairs doing his vacuuming at 6:30am on Sunday morning.

Person 2: what a shirt burgular
by Getsit June 26, 2017
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Bird-Shirt

A picture or selfie (more usually) of someone without their shirt, usually sent to a desired mate to attract them.
Cathy: Oh god Tyler just sent me a bird-shirt.
Lily: Oh shit, lemme see!
by TheGramarMan October 01, 2021
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