Severna Park

Small suburban town on the Severn River. South of Baltimore and a tad north of Maryland's capital Annapolis. It began as a just a trainstation stop on the Baltimore-Annapolis Railroad. Originally just a farm or two, the town really began in 1914 when Severn school was founded as a preparatory school for the United States Naval Academy in Annapolis. Much has changed since then. Severn School has become a private college preparatory school whose main attraction to many is simply the ability to tell people that they or his/her son/daughter attends/attended it. Though, of course, it is not all bad- the large majourity of the people are nice. But those who are not more than make up for the rest. The school is the reason for the stereotype that Severna Park is a snobbish town- many of its students are in fact commuters. Just down the street is the Severna Park High School- a more accurate sample of the average Parkie.

The present Severna Park features 11 majour residential communities, 3 majour roads, a coffee shop, 6 churches, a coffee shop, 5 gas stations, 5 schools, a coffee shop, a fine paved running trail from Annapolis to BWI, 3 banks, 2 liquor stores, and a coffee shop.

-Other Useful Facts-
Official Sport: Lacrosse
Most Popular Illegal Drug: Ectasy
Official Religion: Lacrosse
Most Common Musical Instrument: Guitar
Most Common Eyewear: Aviators

And one last bit of information that every Severna Park resident knows:

Spain:Mexico::Severna Park:Glen Bernie

Well pop my collar- looks like I'm spendin' the day in Severna Park!

by kwashia January 9, 2005

Seven

A number used to answer stupid questions.

Son: "Dad how long until we get to the camping grounds" Dad: "Seven"

by BigSexyMex January 12, 2021

banging seven-gram rocks

Pulling a Charlie Sheen and doing more drugs than anyone could survive

I dont know, i probably took more than anyone could survive,
I dont know man i was banging seven-gram rocks, thats how i roll, i have one speed, and thats GO
I got tiger blood man. dying is for fools.

by Mjesus March 18, 2011

The Seven Day Challenge

When you see if you can last a full week without texting or social networking anyone of the opposite sex(excluding Family).

This challenge came about when a bunch of friends bragged that they could live happily by themselves but would text guys/girls constantly. Thus, this challenge was born.

To this day, I have not met anyone who has lasted an entire 7 days without breaking at some point.

This challenge is really just a test of will as well as a test of not giving in to the temptation of attention from the opposite sex.

Sally: "I'm so sick of guys bullshit, if I never talk to another guy again I would be happy."

Jessie: "Why not walk the walk and take the seven day challenge just to make sure?"

by Poston03 May 25, 2011

Seventh wheel

An extremely rare scenario in which you, the single person, are stuck in a group of three touchy-feely, lovey-dovey couples. Nearly impossible, but stranger things have happened. Similar to a third wheel, only doubled.

Guy 1: "Hey, do you wanna come hang out with my girlfriend, Guy 2 and his girlfriend, and Guy 3 and his girlfriend?"

Guy 4: "I don't think so. I'm not gonna be your seventh wheel."

Guy 1: "Then get yourself a girlfriend. I'm sure you can find a girl that loves guys who cry during sex."

by Genericist July 13, 2009

tre five seven

A three fifty seven revolver handgun that holds six bullets and does not release the shell of its bullets when fired.

He broke into my house so I shot him with my tre five seven

by balls June 19, 2006

Seven the Hard Way

Seven the Hard Way was a Pat Benetar album, and it's a (sort of) reference to the game of craps. "The Hard Way" in craps is rolling doubles - so, Ten the Hard Way is a pair of 5's. (It is twice as hard to get 2 5's as a 4 with a 6). But, you can't roll "Seven the Hard Way" - there's no way to roll doubles and get an odd number!

From the Pat Benetar Fan Club:

"Seven albums in seven years...
Two dice...3½ dots each.
Seven the hard way."

by Firstthingwedo February 24, 2008