Serving Lobster

1. To hype or excite someone, either intentionally or unintentionally, only to disappoint or let them down afterward.

2. To deliver bad news, often wrapped in an initially positive or luxurious gesture, such as gift-giving or celebratory actions.

3. (Military slang) A tactic used to prepare soldiers for bad news, where "lobster" (or another symbol of indulgence) is served beforehand to signal that unpleasant news is forthcoming.

"The whole team was excited about the promotion, but when they called us into the office, I felt like they were serving lobster—we knew something bad was coming."

"The general served us lobster before delivering the news of the deployment extension; it was a classic case of serving lobster."

by Cat Frankenstein November 29, 2025

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meat seeking

When a girl or gay guy is trying to get a peek at a guys peanus

i was in the woods relieving my self when tori came up from behind me meat seeking

by fapper20 May 4, 2009

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Heat Seeking Tuna Missile

The thing in my pants.

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by newby0713 December 9, 2009

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frill seeking

The act of seeking out expensive, girly, or frilly things.

I went frill seeking today and found a bargain on a Coach purse.

by dwoz12 July 4, 2012

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Meat-seeking gristle

meat-seeking gristle noun \ˈpē-nəs\

: the part of the body of men and male animals that is used for sex and through which urine leaves the body

Chad: "My boss is a real meat-seeking gristle head."

Barbara: "I know that you're proud of your new word, and it's not the least clever play on words I've ever heard from you, but-"

Chad: "MEAT-SEEKING GRISTLE!!!"

by keldard June 8, 2014

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