When the ballers take their winter wheels off their rides and put their rims back on: Flossin Season is open
by Treacherous Wendy July 24, 2014
Get the flossin seasonmug. The pseudo training that occurs during foul weather times in anticipation of the up and coming prime seasons for outdoor recreation. Involves searching out abnormal exercise routines like; going to the gym, swimming at indoor pool, the climbing gym, old fitness equipment in the basement. That pursuit of fitness contrasted with increased detrimental activities such as beer drinking, watching movies, partying, and a net calorie gain.
“Yo, haven’t seen you in while, what have you been up to?”
“Oh just off seasoning my body for skiing, you know working out in a gym and hitting the Brew Pub a lot”
“Oh just off seasoning my body for skiing, you know working out in a gym and hitting the Brew Pub a lot”
by maximun skiing minum dollar September 19, 2009
Get the Off Seasoningmug. Men secure a whine anywhere you can.
Girls whine on a guy as much as you can from; May 5th to July 15th. Then again September 1st to November 8th.
Girls whine on a guy as much as you can from; May 5th to July 15th. Then again September 1st to November 8th.
by Linglong221 June 4, 2020
Get the Twerk seasonmug. by bigbadscot December 25, 2016
Get the season the beefmug. Also known as scheming szn, and can also be referred to as Fielding season. Scheming season starts around late May- June, soon after cuffing season is over. Scheming season is basically when large amounts of couples break up, likely so they can scheme a.k.a get with other people over the summer months. Everyone wants to be in a secure relationship during the cold months and have someone for Christmas, Valentine’s Day, etc... but as soon as the summer season hits, it’s scheming szn and everyone wants to party and hook up with people.
“Dude did you hear that Matt broke up with Emily?”
“Yeah dude, I saw it coming; it’s scheming szn”
Cuffing Season is the time of year when people couple off to combat the cold and loneliness. When parsed down, it is simply a social construct, partly manufactured from holiday stress and partly biological, that pushes single people into relationships for the winter months. Scheming season is quite literally the opposite of cuffing season, that winter impulse to snuggle up with someone indoors.
Scheming season is the time from late May to early September during which people like to keep it cool and play to field.
“Yeah dude, I saw it coming; it’s scheming szn”
Cuffing Season is the time of year when people couple off to combat the cold and loneliness. When parsed down, it is simply a social construct, partly manufactured from holiday stress and partly biological, that pushes single people into relationships for the winter months. Scheming season is quite literally the opposite of cuffing season, that winter impulse to snuggle up with someone indoors.
Scheming season is the time from late May to early September during which people like to keep it cool and play to field.
by AK47! June 21, 2019
Get the Scheming seasonmug. Ever seen the girl of your dreams but she has a boyfriend? Well it’s time to steal her from him, the season of trying to shark your girl from her mans.
I want Susie so bad but she’s dating Chris, it’s about to be sharking season I’m gonna steal her from him.
by Bookoobabyshark October 29, 2018
Get the sharking seasonmug. The act of receiving head only during the summer and winter solstices or spring and fall equinoxes. It is used as an act of abstinence or is used by those in tune with the changing of seasons.
by Fried_Sauerkraut October 22, 2019
Get the seasonal headmug.