John: "Shotgun!"
Bill: "Bullshit, you got shotgun last time!"
John: "Rock Paper Scissors for it..."
Bill throws scissors, John throws paper.
Bill: "I win asshole!"
John: "Shit..."
Bill: "Bullshit, you got shotgun last time!"
John: "Rock Paper Scissors for it..."
Bill throws scissors, John throws paper.
Bill: "I win asshole!"
John: "Shit..."
by WBrown999 November 11, 2006
The Reverse Scissor Job (or RSJ) is the sexual act in where 2 bisexual girls scissor themselves, and a guy puts his penis in between and starts rubbing/moving it back and forth, causing not just the guy's arousal, but the other girls arousal too. Is similar to the double tit fuck.
Clyde: My God!
Trent: What's wrong?
Clyde: I never felt so happy, dude!
Trent: Why?
Clyde: I had an awesome threesome with these two girls last night. And I ended up giving them a reverse scissor job. It was awesome!
Trent: Damn, dude! *sighs* I wish I was you, man. I wish I was you.
Trent: What's wrong?
Clyde: I never felt so happy, dude!
Trent: Why?
Clyde: I had an awesome threesome with these two girls last night. And I ended up giving them a reverse scissor job. It was awesome!
Trent: Damn, dude! *sighs* I wish I was you, man. I wish I was you.
by PlainDarkness July 31, 2013
by Billy V. March 20, 2006
Traditionally done when two men (typically homosexuals but not always) are given a blow job from the same person. In order for both of their genitalia to line up they get into a scissor position with balls and dicks touching. This way the sucker can get both dicks in his (or her)mouth at the same time.
Hey Jeevan that guy over there offered you and Jonny a double scissor suck because he thinks you’re both hot as hell.
by Buck master January 08, 2021
by DJ Rick MoreAnus December 10, 2019
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by A guy with a face July 14, 2008
I asked that lonely chick if she liked vibrators, she said yes so I scissored her and ripped the biggest fart ever known to mankind.
This is known as a scissor fart.
This is known as a scissor fart.
by Mr. Bald March 29, 2009