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schlank

a person who is a disturbance or interruption to society
he is such a schlank.
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schlank

a person who is a slight disturbance and interruption to society

can be viewed as a slur
bro he is such a schlank
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Schemaneuntic

Schemaneuntic
Definition: When someone twists their words or sentence structure to mess with your head, make you believe something shady, or just sound super slick.
Definition: The art of manipulating language to make people think what you want them to think—basically, word sorcery for control freaks.

Schemaneuntically
Adverb Definition: In a way that’s all about playing with words to trick, persuade, or just sound extra clever.

Schemaneunticize
Verb Definition: To tweak your wording so it’s got hidden layers, tricks, or power moves.
Example: "Dude, his schemaneuntic way of talking made it sound like he wasn’t responsible, but we all knew he was."
Schemaneuntics
Example: "Her schemaneuntics were so good that she could make a lie sound like the truth just by rearranging a few words."

Example: "He argued schemaneuntically, making sure every sentence had a double meaning to keep everyone guessing."

Example: "She schemaneunticized her apology so it still sounded like an insult, but technically, she ‘apologized.’"
by Rocky Kingston August 17, 2025
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Max Schemansky

nice, cute, good kisser, a lil bit mean, but mostly attractive<3
Max Schemansky is a really cute and loving person<3
by Ilovehimtoomuch</3 October 23, 2011
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Plaster Schmackhammered

The state of being extremely fucked up. More so than any individual state of being Plastered, Schmacked, or Hammered, it is as if three people attained those levels of inebriation, then combined to form one barely functioning person.
"Dude, why did I wake up with no pants , spooning a dead horse?"
"You got Plaster Schmackhammered, dude, I don't know what to tell ya."
by FlapjackTitties March 9, 2016
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michael schaan

a guy with a colossal cock, micro balls and a fuck load of foreskin
by the peen splinter8945 September 16, 2019
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Den Schlanken

"Den Schlanken" is german for "The Thin". When your friend is in a 1 versus X position in an FPS game, you usually say "Mach den Schlanken" or "Do the Thin" which means, "Take his Life" or "Fucking end him". Or in other words, fucking obliterate and kill him.
Person 1: Bro shit I have to kill 5 dudes on my own.
Person 2 (Spectator) : Fuck it mach den Schlanken bro.
by BBoyFortniteDance March 7, 2020
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