Schemedium

When you're not petite enough but you're not large enough, you're schemedium.

Your jailhouse jumpsuit isn't large or medium, it's schemedium.

by Cute chik May 22, 2018

schmoblepep

When an adorable small rock is placed in a flower.

"It's not often we get to see schmoblepep"

by Thebus.gov of school now June 11, 2018

Scheme House

A fancy lake house in which shwhiskey is drank, art is licked, cigars are smoked, and schemes occur.

M: Hey, what are you doing this friday?
S: I do not know, but I sure as hell will not be going to the Scheme House!

by LIl' Lexicographer June 28, 2018

schmodder

Swiss German word for garbage.

to an untalented artist: your painting is schmodder.

by sgitkene July 18, 2018

Scheme Anxiety

The feeling of knowing that a hurtful scheme and or plan is imminent.

As the dots were flashing on my screen, I'm ngl I was getting real scheme anxiety.

by gazzyjeff1 November 19, 2018

schemantics

schematics for antics, or a plan to commit shenanigans.

jimmy: help me come up with the schemantics to convince my dad to help us build a dirtbike ramp, my main broheim
toby: yea man, it'll be way far out. but we gotta scheme up a way to keep him thinking its for a science project so we dont get in trouble!

by yeaitsameawario January 11, 2019

Schmoggi

A type of person with whom you can just chill and not have any other kind of interaction but still be content and happy.

Hey Z, just wanted to let you know you are my real schmoggi!

by TheAlienET April 13, 2019