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Joseph sanders

He is a thief, a father of 4+, a fagot that likes to take dick in his ass willingly. Don't leave your weed laying around or he will "dip" the fuck out with it and won't come back until he goes to sell it.
Don't be a Joseph Sanders and get every girl in T COUNTY knocked up
by Joseph Sanders hater 69 February 19, 2018
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surging sanders

When you come (cum) out of nowhere; when you orgasm and/or ejaculate unexpectedly.

The term was first coined(or at least made famous by) the new host for The Daily Show, Trevor Noah, in allusion to Bernie Sanders who as of Feb-2016 is tight in the race for the Democrat nomination for president. He was an independent Senator from Vermont who decided to run for president and has had nearly zero media coverage during most of his campaign. Even with that factor in play he seems to be "neck to neck" with the "establishment" candidate, Hillary Clinton in many polls (surpassing her in some). Somewhat expectedly he has had much more media cover during the las few months. Thus, he came out of nowhere and no one saw him coming. The Surging Sanders.
(noun) I had a Surging Sanders the other night, couldn't help it, both my partner and I where quite surprised.

(noun) That guy is a Surging Sanders; I mean it, I didn't see it coming, suddenly it was all over me, nothing special was happening... I don't even know.
by Arthur Prefect September 3, 2016
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Sander

Sander, worse version of Anders.
Average height, typically has a hot mom.
Person 1: Damn, did you see sanders mom?
Person 2: Yes, she dummy.
by bingbingwingwing June 17, 2022
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kyra sanders

A beautiful young lady that always has fun no matter what she does and how she does it in a smart and intelligent
by Kayla January 23, 2017
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killian sanders

This is a word that describes a true chad a man if you can say he is superior than everyone else and he dosent like it when people chew
No way dude he is totally a killian sanders
by Chad man 69 February 24, 2019
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Surging Sanders

An early morning erection caused by the release of polls showing Bernie Sanders gaining significant ground in the 2016 presidential race.
(After waking up to a 23 point swing towards Bernie/away from Hillary) Holy shit, I love waking up to a

Surging Sanders.
by FeelTheBern2016 September 17, 2016
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colonel sanders

When you have intercourse with hot sauce on your penis. :)
after i gave her the colonel sanders she ran to the bathroom yelling "IT BURNS".
by BOOMERWASHERE February 14, 2009
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