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swanson

(noun)
The ring of puffy flesh that swells up around the outer edge of the sphincter, after a particularly lengthy and vigorous transaction.

Named for the notorious Pastor Kevin Swanson, who preaches that people who have sex with animals wish to team up with homosexuals to achieve world domination.
"Dude, check out the swanson on my Malamut! One step towards global domination!"
by Monocled General April 17, 2017
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Shawsty

The level of beligerentness in which you start hollering at women on the street while simultaneously urinating with your dick out.
Wow, Ken is so shawsty right now! What a slut.
by SHAWSTY Shawst September 17, 2017
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shawshat

What dyslexic people say instead of shashwat
Mr Ahmad called Shashwat "Shawshat" Hahahahaha
by Arham lol April 23, 2018
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Swagswang

noun: an old golfer's nice, relaxed swing.
wow! He's so old but man does he have a swagswang!
by Sir Rufus Rumpshire VII February 19, 2018
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swagseller

guy who spends all his earnings on swag but has to return them to the store to make it through the month
because he a swagseller
ayo that boi pierre he just went back and sold hes J's he a swagseller
by swagseller May 9, 2018
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Swans

a shitty experimental rock band band that hipsters pretend to like to be different from people with a normal taste in music
you like swans? no you don't, you just pretend to like them to be "different"
by oet___ October 14, 2018
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Swansdale

Melbourne, Australia: A popular place to meet, on the corner of Swanston and Lonsdale Streets.
I'll meet you at Swansdale in 10.
by fasteddyking October 17, 2018
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