Early bird sucks the dick

A phase used in reference to someone boasting how productive they are.

“Man, I’m going to get up at five in the morning and do some exercise to start my day!”

“Early bird sucks the dick…”

by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar April 14, 2023

would you suck a dick for me?

A question a woman asks a man to find out if he would do anything for her. Because let's be honest, no one really likes sucking dick.

"Would you suck a dick for me?"
"Of course baby, I'd do anything for you"

by MrnextX December 29, 2017

sucks dick for m&ms

A phrase that originated in the north east of England to describe an action or atmosphere that is not being enjoyed.

"This party sucks dick for M&Ms"

by Nooneyouknowmateyboy December 08, 2013

National suck dick day [Not applicable to Rey]

April 12th is the day you suck the fuck outta yo thugizzles dick. You must suck his dick and swallow 12 times throughout the whole day. Once again Rey cannot suck anyone's dick

Hey Diana are you participating in National suck dick day Not applicable to Rey?

Yes but I can and will only suck Rey’s dick

by drnotpepper October 24, 2023

Sucking ghost dick

When you randomly choke on nothing or your spit at any random time

1: yo how wa- *starts randomly choking*

2: this nigga sucking ghost dick

1: it was my spit dumbass

by RETARDCUH666 June 20, 2023

sucking his dick

something i would really love to be doing right now if i was at my boyfriends house !!

i love sucking his dick <3

by gchexu October 09, 2023

suck a dick a cockus

Famously made by Alessandro Angelo. When you suck a penis while it’s inside an anus

“Last night I had two bitches and they gave me a suck a dick a cockus

by BigGuyMike November 05, 2020