The Stranger Punch

The act of sitting on your hand until numb followed by a punch to your chick's head during sex (or anal). The effect is to protect your hand from any potential pain. In order to accomplish this, know the stranger and the donkey punch.

donkey punch the stranger

Cool guy: Bro I did the stranger punch on my girl last night!

Cool guy's friend: Sick! How's your hand?

Cool guy: No pain at all!

by Enlicensed April 6, 2009

don't be a stranger

Don't forget about me/Call me sometime

"See ya later"

"Ok, but don't be a stranger"

by CoCo September 20, 2003

reverse stranger

Using an anesthetic agent to create a numbing sensation over the users penis to still allow erection, but dismiss any feeling in the area. This allows the user to masturbate his penis without any feeling creating a sensation that the user is jacking off another person.

Thomas is not openly gay, therefore he must use the reverse stranger in order to feel like he still with another man, and get the pleasure he wants at the same time.

by Sealclubber March 21, 2008

the stranger

Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep and then jerking off, eliciting the feeling of a hand job from someone else.

Me and Mr. Dick met The Stranger last night. It was amazing.

by Dirty Sex Vernacular May 22, 2003

scrange

(1) an exclamation or reaction of inarticulate despair, preferably with a good dose of being overfamiliar and bored with the situation thrown in. The verbal equivalent of scratching your fingernails down a blackboard. Best uttered by two or more people at once.

(2) (vb) to do something impressively badly, preferably when there is an audience to witness and berate you for how badly you did it.

(3) Scrangeometer (n) a dial that accurately measures exactly how scrange-worthy any action or situation might be.

(1) A: Yeah, I had a row with my girlfriend.

B: And it rained all day.

C: And they'd run out of Fudge Brownie Ice cream in Sainsbury's.

A, B and C: Scraaaange!

(2) Sorry, I've completely scranged this up. You'll have to bin it and start again.

(3) Eeek! I think that's about a 9.5 on the scrangeometer.

by scranged May 29, 2011

Stranglefuck

1.) The act of strangling your lover into unconsciousness at the moment of orgasm in order to heighten the sexual thrill. Extremely dangerous since an overly enthusiastic practitioner may find his or her opposite propelled not into rapturous delight, but instead into eternity.

2.) An effective way of permanently dispatching an especially tiresome bitch.

1.) Whoa! I stranglefucked Britany the other night, and I came in her like a firehose, Dude. She freaked at first but now she wants to do it.

2.) I'd like to stranglefuck that stuck-up cunt and nut in her eye.

by Dr. Diddle April 14, 2005

Strangeways

Manchester prison, formerly known as Strangeways, is a local prison which accepts people remanded into custody from the courts in the Greater Manchester area.

"Strangeways, here we come!" -The Smiths

by bluebuddha July 14, 2011