speed geek 

One who is not only a geek, but is also at least mildly interested in cars.

JoeError put a computer in his car to control the stereo, what a speed geek.

speed geek by Joe Error October 8, 2003

speed bump and cars 

a asian girl rolling uncontrollably over a white boy (who has an awaken dragon, i.e. penis) while giggling japanese school girl status

asian girl: i'm bored, wanna play a game?

white boy: chyeah! how about a nice round of speed bump and cars?

speed bump and cars by xmeleex July 29, 2006

speed whore

A person that for instance goes slow at first then speeds up and wins a race.

Nathan and Nate started a race. Nate got ahead and Nathan screamed "Speed Whore!!!"

speed whore by downtownjelly October 9, 2006

speed bump 

The significant other of the girl/guy you are trying to pick up.

"So I'm talking her up, and I find out she has a speed bump."
"Sorry to hear that, man."

speed bump by willard3 February 26, 2008

Speed Freak 

An individual who drives any vehicle at excessive speeds.

Little Ricky Racer loves to drive his ricer in the triple-digit domain... he's the epitome of the fast & furious speed freak!

Speed Freak by Gapingredgroovie January 7, 2009

speed bump 

You are hitting on the real knockout of a chick at Bar and as always there this one chick (speed bump) that gets in your way to cockblock.

I probably could have picked up this babe but she was with her girlfriend usually the overweight or heavy set (can be a boyfriend as well) and each time I put on the gas I had her speed bump in the way.

speed bump by earjacker September 23, 2008

speed limit 

a thing not existing on most german autobahns (highways)

"wanna see my new porsche doin' 280 km/h?"
"i'd shit my pants for it! what about the speed limit?"
"ever seen a porsche with speed limit? fool..."

speed limit by bitcholai.deluxe October 4, 2005