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Kobe Special

Jewelry bought by husbands to appease their angry wives. Usually, the anger concerns extramarital skank diddling on the side. In normal households, a gift of jewelry like this would solve nothing; it would be seen as the empty and loveless gesture that it is. However, in the lives of the rich and famous, empty materialism covers all sins and fixes all problems because they have no souls.

Also known as a "house on a finger" when the jewelry in question is an outrageously expensive ring.

Named after the Kobe Bryant episode in which he bought his wife a house on a finger to appease her anger over his raping a hotel skank.
house on a finger tiger woods kobe bryant materialism dead marriages

(Speaking to his friend on the phone following an argument with his wife over his mistress):

Tiger Woods: I need to run down to Zale's and buy a Kobe Special.
by JustSayNoToCheatingAssWipe November 30, 2009
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Soup Special

To put hot/warm soup in ones anus and for ones partner to eat it out with a spoon,straw, or sucking it out.
Cody gave Sara a soup special, during lunch at school.
by whiteymccrackerhonkey November 26, 2010
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The Fry Special

After a girl has given a man a blowjob, she holds the cum in her mouth and has the man turn around and spread his cheeks. The girl then presses her lips to the anus and blows the cum up the man's ass, resulting in intense pleasure.
Tony: Ya, I got the fry special last night...
by Matt Crampton July 26, 2010
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Vancouver Special

Description of the majority of beautiful Asian women found in Vancouver. As beautiful as they may be, they all actually look the same! Just like all the 'Vancouver Special' homes built in a particular architectural style in the period from roughly 1965 to 1985 in Vancouver. These women will usually sport a designer handbag, ombre hair, fake eyelashes and snobby attitude.
I'm not going to (insert Vancouver club here)! It's full of Vancouver Specials!
by killa_kal June 4, 2015
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Special Actin'

Carrying on as if one were privileged. Being especially sensitive to room temperature and/or asking for fruit when ordering fast food. Requesting that car windows be rolled down when blunts are being smoked.
Alex, eat your pasta. Everyone else ate pasta! We aren't going to go buy any damn eggs!! You're so special actin'.
by Hotlikeafirethugsdesire July 22, 2009
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Taren Special

At first sight, one may think this is a dinner item at a mom & pop greasy spoon. However, you would be grossly discouraged to find this is incorrect.

The proper definition of this term is in relation to fellatio received in a vehicle. However it goes deeper than that. It gives reference specifically to a chica with a "spitter". To put it in simple terms, it is to receive road head from a latina girl who utilizes an empty diet pepsi can to spit the semen into.
Yo.... this bitch I was mackin at the club straight pulled a Taren Special on my jock... hells yeah......
by prpsjeans January 16, 2010
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Special Gift

A one-time gift that is given to an individual out of hope that it will give the donor something in the future. The term is used as a tactic to make the recipient want to know more about the gift so that the donor can exercise their authority over them hence the generic definition.
Sam gave me a special gift so I would protect her in the state of nature
by RacistBiraciality July 12, 2018
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