Jewelry bought by husbands to appease their angry wives. Usually, the anger concerns extramarital skank diddling on the side. In normal households, a gift of jewelry like this would solve nothing; it would be seen as the empty and loveless gesture that it is. However, in the lives of the rich and famous, empty materialism covers all sins and fixes all problems because they have no souls.
Also known as a "house on a finger" when the jewelry in question is an outrageously expensive ring.
Named after the Kobe Bryant episode in which he bought his wife a house on a finger to appease her anger over his raping a hotel skank.
Also known as a "house on a finger" when the jewelry in question is an outrageously expensive ring.
Named after the Kobe Bryant episode in which he bought his wife a house on a finger to appease her anger over his raping a hotel skank.
house on a finger tiger woods kobe bryant materialism dead marriages
(Speaking to his friend on the phone following an argument with his wife over his mistress):
Tiger Woods: I need to run down to Zale's and buy a Kobe Special.
(Speaking to his friend on the phone following an argument with his wife over his mistress):
Tiger Woods: I need to run down to Zale's and buy a Kobe Special.
by JustSayNoToCheatingAssWipe November 30, 2009
When you have a broken item (primarily electronics) you purchase the identical item from a local retailer and 'swap' the two items. You then return the broken item using the new packing and receipt - effectively "repairing" your item.
My radar detector stopped working, so I went into Best Buy and did a schumacher special. I purchased the new radar detector (same model) from Best Buy. I took it home, opened the packaging and swap the radar detectors. I then took the broken one back to Best Buy using the packaging and receipt from the new radar detector. I now have a new radar detector free of charge.
by HuggerMugger November 19, 2011
A one-time gift that is given to an individual out of hope that it will give the donor something in the future. The term is used as a tactic to make the recipient want to know more about the gift so that the donor can exercise their authority over them hence the generic definition.
by RacistBiraciality July 12, 2018
To put hot/warm soup in ones anus and for ones partner to eat it out with a spoon,straw, or sucking it out.
by whiteymccrackerhonkey November 24, 2010
After a girl has given a man a blowjob, she holds the cum in her mouth and has the man turn around and spread his cheeks. The girl then presses her lips to the anus and blows the cum up the man's ass, resulting in intense pleasure.
by Matt Crampton July 22, 2010
At first sight, one may think this is a dinner item at a mom & pop greasy spoon. However, you would be grossly discouraged to find this is incorrect.
The proper definition of this term is in relation to fellatio received in a vehicle. However it goes deeper than that. It gives reference specifically to a chica with a "spitter". To put it in simple terms, it is to receive road head from a latina girl who utilizes an empty diet pepsi can to spit the semen into.
The proper definition of this term is in relation to fellatio received in a vehicle. However it goes deeper than that. It gives reference specifically to a chica with a "spitter". To put it in simple terms, it is to receive road head from a latina girl who utilizes an empty diet pepsi can to spit the semen into.
Yo.... this bitch I was mackin at the club straight pulled a Taren Special on my jock... hells yeah......
by prpsjeans January 16, 2010
s p e d special disabilities clap your hands *stomps feet* stomp your feet *claps hands* the world is round *does square shape in air* and we’re number 1 *holds up 5 fingers*
by goatpenis69 January 13, 2019