National Kiss Someone day

May 7th is National Kiss Someone Day and it can't be your mom or dad or anyone in your family, it has to be a crush or a friend.

You : Did you know what May 7th is?
Friend : No, What is it?
You : It's National Kiss someone Day
Friend : Oh shit, Who Do I Kiss First?

by yessirtoday May 5, 2020

kick someone in the dick day

National kick someone in the dick day!!! WOOHOOOO

Carol-Hey, it’s national kick someone in the dick day *BAM*
Sam- OUCH!!!

by Boom banger October 11, 2020

Talking behind someone's back

1. talking shit indirectly about a person (usually mean)

2. Talking shit in ear-shot, loud enough to hear, but to another person about some one.

1. A) did you hear about how much of a slut Kelly is?

B) dude shut up! You are talking behind her back!
2. Kelly and Kelsey are standing together, Hannah is a few feet away with another friend.

K) Dude, Hannah's being a bitch. She just needs to get a life and realize no one likes her.

K2) ......

H) You know i can hear you?

K) I know, that's the point, Talking behind someone's back is sooo mean

by URBANDICTIONARYADMIN1039471 January 26, 2011

National Hit Someone Day

April 19th is National Hit Someone Day, it’s a day where you hit someone, whether it would be your Friend or even a random stranger.

John : *Hits Jack*
Jack : Why did you do that?
John : It’s National Hit Someone Day
Jack : No it’s not
John : Yes it is, check urbandictionary.com

by Byt0 May 26, 2018

call someone who cares

Politer version of call someone who gives a shit.

Your homework is late again, Douggie.
Call someone who cares.

by octopod November 22, 2003

Punching the cunt out of someone

To savagely assault a person whom you feel would benefit from such an act.

“If you steal my fucking stapler one more time I’m going to punch the cunt out of you”

by TSC - Eric April 12, 2005

bang the shit out of someone

- an expression which usually means having a good night sex with someone, but not in all cultures

If a Greek says he is going to bang the shit out of someone, be warned: what it really means is "we are going to watch a movie about sardines".

by theperfecthost July 5, 2014