scurred

scared.

Used to coerce someone in do doing something they are refusing to do, such as anal sex, bonging a six-pack at once, or playing that eigth game of beer pong.

Usually follows a yelled "DON'T BE!"

"I don't want another beer. I am sooo drunk."
"DON'T BE scurred!"

by Binford April 15, 2003

Slurred Vision

Disoreintation, such as dizziness or drunk, while standing up to fast off the steps.

"Man I stood up off those steps to fast, I have slurred vision."

by Hornitos July 4, 2009

Smurf Hut

A bar or party that is infested with a bunch of dudes walking around with blue balls because there is only one chick in the entire place.

I've never seen so many blue balls before, there was only one chick in the entire bar!

Whart a smurf hut, there were 20 guys and only one chick at that party.

by BlaznD October 16, 2009

Smurf

A blue-shirted agent of the Transportation Security Administration.

I'm calling my lawyer. I just got gate-raped by a bunch of surly, incompetent smurfs.

by won't fly again December 27, 2010

scurrilous

(adj.) grossly obscene

Dude, that zombie just ripped that kids intestines out and devoured them. How scurrilous!

by Maci McLeroy November 1, 2013

smurf village

When an indian boy has a very small mushroom shaped penis. This is the smurf home.

hey smurf village!

by D33PAK DALIA April 6, 2020

Smurf cum

Have you tasted Smurf cum

Yea

I love Smurf cum

by P0rn lover November 13, 2020