skinny wombat

The meaning of a skinny wombat is

1: that you have a micro penis and that you want to get a doctor or
2: that you are addicted to pornhub.com and you wanked your dick to hard or
3: You need to either eat a lot of facken Maccas or you need to stop eating

Man I need to become a skinny wombat
man you need some viagra

by Some random cheese burger November 2, 2017

Skinny Pedro

An alcoholic beverage consisting primarily of tequila and cranberry juice. Named after how thicc Pedro Martinez was looking after Game 5 of the NLDS.

Those 7 skinny pedros last night fucked me up big time.

by CruelParsley October 11, 2019

Skinny-fat

Being really skinny but living of unhealthy food.

Skinny-fat people are literally my enemies. I envy their powers.

by Steve5214 June 25, 2016

Skinny Johnny

A Skinny Johny is a long, slim, slow burning joint with keef and tobacco leaves.
The joint is tightly packed for the ultimate slow burn.
The Skinny Johnny is mostly smoked in long smoking sessions, like when watching Star Wars: The return of the Jedi on your

That Skinny Johnny had my head going!

by The Skinny Johnny June 25, 2021

skinny lettuce

Typically young white teenage boys who fap pain free time. They also call themselves skinny lettuce for no known reason. Typically dates she-he type people. Very antisocial and strange.

Sexy beast: I'm so glad Skinny lettuce isn't in any of my classes.
Random Babe: OMG me too! Skinny lettuce is suchhhh a freak!!!

by Realdeal34 December 30, 2014

Skinny Malinx

a very skinny girl.. Anorexic Chick

See that skinny girl over there?...she's a skinny Malinx!

by Manic Manda October 2, 2016

skinny juice

otherwise known as water. you can consume it and become a sKiNnY LeGeNd like our queen raini rodriguez by drinking it

person 1: hey person 2! what are you drinking?
person 2: oh, just some skinny juice
person 1: yum

by thestoryof_hArRyPoTtEr May 28, 2020