Not quite a shock or surprise but both simultaneously because neither word "shock" or "surprise" fully explains the moment. Shockprise encapsulates the fun of surprise and the awe of a shock.
" The shockrpise of a donckeypunch nearly killed me!"
" It was a complete shockprise when we were walked in on by my husband."
" It was a complete shockprise when we were walked in on by my husband."
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"If the shocker don't rock her, spocker!"
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Chads told another smockery in addition to several other smockeries in the past and he still hasn’t been on anonymous bites back yet.
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Get the Shookerithmya mug.Inserting one's index and middle fingers into a woman's vagina and the ring and pinky fingers in her anus. Similar to the shocker(two in the pink one in the stink).
Two for the live long, two for the prosper
Two for the live long, two for the prosper
After beating the nerd for his Star Trek costume, I was prepared to slip my prespective hoe the spocker.
Yo Mendon, you wrecked that skank with the spocker!
Yo Mendon, you wrecked that skank with the spocker!
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