shanghai stirfry

when a girl gives you a blowjob, pukes all over your cock and keeps going.

Man that broad gave me a sick ass shanghai stirfry last night!

by browneyediver January 22, 2009

shanghai drip

a std that causes alot of mucus in the nose its like the sniffles but almost everyday. from living in humid conditions or a whore house or working in the kitchen

damn i get the sniffles everyday and it doesnt go away. its cause you got the shanghai drip

by blackfox1121 June 22, 2009

Shanged

To be shanged is to be extremely high. It is acceptable to use this term when you are having hallucinations or are feeling the beginning stages of an orgasm with no sexual stimulation. It's a good thing to be; a very good thing to be.

Dude, I'm so shanged right now, bro.

by dudeimsoshangedbro November 10, 2010

sheng jun

A weak, fragile young virgin lacking muscles all over his body.

"Damn nigga u cant even do a situp, ur just like a sheng jun"

by NiggerGid January 3, 2018

Shang

The most Asian Asian of all the Asians to Ever be Asian

Shang is looking pretty Asian today, don't you think?

by LilAsia June 6, 2018

shengcun

To survive

What do you want me to do with this chicken

Shengcun

by Dovakah March 23, 2018

Shanghai Jew

An incredibly miserly person, the cheapest of the cheap.

In the Western world, Jews are stereotyped as being pennypinching as a whole; in China, people from Shanghai are said to be willing to do anything to save themselves a few yuan. Thus, a Shanghai Jew would be a person so miserly as to be beyond belief.

"Can you believe it? That whole family ordered 5 pitchers of water, asked for bread 4 times, & they all got just soups or salads...and then only left me a dollar tip. What a bunch of Shanghai Jews."

"I told my landlord the heat wasn't working right. You know what the little Shanghai Jew did? Came in, turned off the radiator, handed me one of those little ceramic heaters, & left. That was 2 weeks ago.

by Hooknose Huang January 20, 2010