John: Hey man, i gave my girl the amish plow yesterday!
Chris: Dude, what the fuck is an amish plow?
John: Its when I'm fuckin her from behind and sweep her arms out from underneath her so she falls face first into the carpet.
Chris: Bro, you're sexlingual.
Chris: Dude, what the fuck is an amish plow?
John: Its when I'm fuckin her from behind and sweep her arms out from underneath her so she falls face first into the carpet.
Chris: Bro, you're sexlingual.
by bestblower123 July 22, 2009
Get the Sexlingual mug.This is a pair of boys that use girls. The boys are brothers that are very close in age. One boy trys not to use girls but fails each time. The other does it without thinking of the girls feelings and does'nt care how bad he hurts them. The one that trys not to hurt girls can not hold on to a girlfriend and finds himself stuck on one girl that he is to scared to be with.
by Hayden james February 8, 2010
Get the Stelling mug.Related Words
The act of ejaculating on your partners eyes when there asleep. So when they wake up their eyes are sealed.
by thomas medina January 17, 2008
Get the sealing the envolope mug.Performed in mormon temples, it is their marriage ceremony, which is performed at a sacred altar within the temple.
A prerequisite to the sealing is that the the man takes his bride to be through the veil of the temple at the end of the mormon endowment, thereby learning her "new name". The wife never is to know her husbands "name". Because in the wording of the sealing ordinance, the woman gives herself to the man, and the man takes her unto himself. A man can be sealed to an unlimited number of women as long as the previous wife is dead, but a woman can only be sealed to one man. Thus while mormons do not practice polygamy in life, it is still a part of their doctrine, and will exist in the "celestial kingdom" aka mormon heaven.
A prerequisite to the sealing is that the the man takes his bride to be through the veil of the temple at the end of the mormon endowment, thereby learning her "new name". The wife never is to know her husbands "name". Because in the wording of the sealing ordinance, the woman gives herself to the man, and the man takes her unto himself. A man can be sealed to an unlimited number of women as long as the previous wife is dead, but a woman can only be sealed to one man. Thus while mormons do not practice polygamy in life, it is still a part of their doctrine, and will exist in the "celestial kingdom" aka mormon heaven.
sealing, sealings, eternal marriage, polygamy
by The light bringer December 13, 2010
Get the sealing mug.A person who feels better than others, and lets you know it by making sticking their nose in the air.
by aimlesie January 20, 2006
Get the smelling farts mug.The way the British and the Canadian spell certain words.
This way of spelling was made first therefore, it is considered right to many, whereas the American spelling of the English language is considered wrong because it was made afterwards.
Many people would even go as far as saying those from the United States are spelling things differently because they are lazy and/or uneducated.
An example is how those from the United States spell these words: Colour, Centre, Honour, favourite, odour, etc.
like Color, center, honor, favorite, and odor, etc.
If I had learned to spell them the "Correct" way I probably would have, although I didn't therefore I spell them the American way.
The people from the U.S. today learned to spell these words that way, because some English mofo that moved here in the past didn't like his own language and decided to change it to a way that made more sense to him and the other English mofos that moved here at the time.
Personally, I think "Colour" makes more sense as well as "Favourite"
I'm sorry, but "Centre" makes no fucking sense.
I don't know what people were thinking, seriously.
I hope my disgusting, ignorant American English doesn’t offend anyone too badly. After all, I clearly wasn't educated enough to spell things the "right" way!
This way of spelling was made first therefore, it is considered right to many, whereas the American spelling of the English language is considered wrong because it was made afterwards.
Many people would even go as far as saying those from the United States are spelling things differently because they are lazy and/or uneducated.
An example is how those from the United States spell these words: Colour, Centre, Honour, favourite, odour, etc.
like Color, center, honor, favorite, and odor, etc.
If I had learned to spell them the "Correct" way I probably would have, although I didn't therefore I spell them the American way.
The people from the U.S. today learned to spell these words that way, because some English mofo that moved here in the past didn't like his own language and decided to change it to a way that made more sense to him and the other English mofos that moved here at the time.
Personally, I think "Colour" makes more sense as well as "Favourite"
I'm sorry, but "Centre" makes no fucking sense.
I don't know what people were thinking, seriously.
I hope my disgusting, ignorant American English doesn’t offend anyone too badly. After all, I clearly wasn't educated enough to spell things the "right" way!
by Stupid Uneducated American May 23, 2011
Get the English spelling mug.by fishsburn August 22, 2019
Get the shelling mug.