HoeJacking Season

Noun- ‘‘Tis the season too look fresh and good looking as possible and steal all the good looking women or hoes away from there man”

Hope you have been in the gym? Why? Because it’s HoeJacking Season

by SchickHydroLong June 15, 2018

Seasoned Zyn

A zyn (nicotine pouch) sometimes moistened which has been tossed in powder from an open zyn

Ya dude every morning I pack an upper /lower deckie with 6 milli seasoned zyns

by Readyforpairing August 22, 2023

Scheming season

Also known as scheming szn, and can also be referred to as Fielding season. Scheming season starts around late May- June, soon after cuffing season is over. Scheming season is basically when large amounts of couples break up, likely so they can scheme a.k.a get with other people over the summer months. Everyone wants to be in a secure relationship during the cold months and have someone for Christmas, Valentine’s Day, etc... but as soon as the summer season hits, it’s scheming szn and everyone wants to party and hook up with people.

“Dude did you hear that Matt broke up with Emily?”
“Yeah dude, I saw it coming; it’s scheming szn”

Cuffing Season is the time of year when people couple off to combat the cold and loneliness. When parsed down, it is simply a social construct, partly manufactured from holiday stress and partly biological, that pushes single people into relationships for the winter months. Scheming season is quite literally the opposite of cuffing season, that winter impulse to snuggle up with someone indoors.

Scheming season is the time from late May to early September during which people like to keep it cool and play to field.

by AK47! June 21, 2019

coupling season

October-December. The summer fling is over, maybe one last drunken Halloween hookup before it's time to cozy up next to someone else for the winter time, to avoid having to find someone at a bar in the snowy/muddy/rainy weather or having to be once again alone over the holidays just to face your family asking you for the millionth time why you are still single, if you will ever find someone and settle down.

"I don't want to go out, it's raining and cold and I'd much rather stay inside and watch a movie, but I don't want to be alone.." "It's your own damn fault that you didn't put in the effort during coupling season!"

by midwestern_life June 6, 2018

Air seasoning

The act of walking through a cafeteria/ buffet and proceeding to realease flatulance on the food.

"I hope your eggs from the motel buffet taste good, I added some air seasoning for you."

by Cablub January 31, 2022

good season

similar to good game except that the recipient is grabbed in the crotch instead.

I went to give Todd a good game but he turned around as I was bringing it in and I good seasoned him instead.

by boom goddess December 9, 2008

sharking season

Ever seen the girl of your dreams but she has a boyfriend? Well it’s time to steal her from him, the season of trying to shark your girl from her mans.

I want Susie so bad but she’s dating Chris, it’s about to be sharking season I’m gonna steal her from him.

by Bookoobabyshark October 29, 2018