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Checking Scores

Masturbating while pretending to check sports scores in the bathroom.
Hey what are you doing in there?
Checking scores ;) (Fap fap fap fap)
by HollywoodUFC October 13, 2011
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Cock scared

'Cock scared' is the phrase used for a when a female is too scared to touch cock in any way shape of form. E.g sexual intercourse, blow jobs and/or hand jobs
Damien: Hey dude, did Barbara suck off that new lad at school??

Ollie: Dude, HELL NO!! She is cock scared!!
by Ollie M November 16, 2005
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scoreboard

a technique for ending an arguement about numbers. Obviously the scoreboard will truly reflect who is winning, regardless of what the other party is saying. Scoreboard suggests that all that is really relevant are the cold hard numbers. If you have scoreboard then the facts/numbers are on your side and you can end the arguement by just pointing out to the other person to look at the scoreboard.
People complain that the Yankees have bought their World Series titles. Who cares? 26 world championships baby, SCOREBOARD!
by the prophet March 25, 2003
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scarea

A dangerous section of town. Portmanteau of scary area. Examples include New York's South Bronx, Chicago's South Side, L.A.'s South Central, and just about every direction of Detroit, St. Louis, and Newark.
"I wouldn't go to a scarea like the South Bronx even in the daytime, much less at night."
by Jim Jr. August 18, 2007
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Scarecrow Mode

When a person becomes so intoxicated that they put their arms around the people on either side of them to maintain balance as they slowly pass out and end up looking like a scarecrow.
Man J.C. was so wasted last night he slipped into scarecrow mode by 12:30 and they had to airlift his bitchass out to his house.
by Luchesi Bonaviagi July 7, 2011
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Pub Scarecrow

A person who whenever is in a pub keeps females away, therefore they are scaring the birds away like a scarecrow.
Whenever he's about the women stay away, he's like the pub scarecrow.
by Cannonball Taffy O'Jones March 30, 2010
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scarecrowism

Through no fault of your own, ending up naked and covered in glue, then accidently stumbling into a huge pile of straw. Thus resembling a scarecrow!
Scarecrowism - You'll need to use your imagination on this one!!
by Anni B April 24, 2008
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