by thebigdandbigc February 22, 2022
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A scause is a plastic wristband that you wear on your paws, and you want others to wear yours upon thar's.
A scause is a plastic wristband that you wear on your paws, and you want others to wear yours upon thar's.
"In the modern age there are those who believe
That a cause is a thing to be worn on one's sleeve
And so we sell a cause, it's called a scause
And wearing a scause gets you lots of applause
We start with some plastic which is sherped by our sherpas
Then dip it in colors that show off your purpose
There are green scauses for recycling, blue scauses for kitties,
And pink scauses that focus on nothing but titties
Do you have abortion? Ah, then a white scause is for you
Why not champion your scause with some sparkles and glue?
We make scauses for this, we make scauses for that
Why, there's even a scause for just being fat
What's the matter? Can't think of a scause?
How about raising awareness for the hairs in your schnoz?
Let's just think of the thing that you care about most
Then let's make it orange like marmalade toast
And now I'd like to say thank you for your coming down
I'm off to go sell these in your little town"
That a cause is a thing to be worn on one's sleeve
And so we sell a cause, it's called a scause
And wearing a scause gets you lots of applause
We start with some plastic which is sherped by our sherpas
Then dip it in colors that show off your purpose
There are green scauses for recycling, blue scauses for kitties,
And pink scauses that focus on nothing but titties
Do you have abortion? Ah, then a white scause is for you
Why not champion your scause with some sparkles and glue?
We make scauses for this, we make scauses for that
Why, there's even a scause for just being fat
What's the matter? Can't think of a scause?
How about raising awareness for the hairs in your schnoz?
Let's just think of the thing that you care about most
Then let's make it orange like marmalade toast
And now I'd like to say thank you for your coming down
I'm off to go sell these in your little town"
by natalie portmanteaux July 1, 2021
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The Scungilli Man is an evil humanoid entity who is bears the resemblance of a 7 foot tall human mixed with several forms of sea critters.
The Scungilli Man inhabits a pocket parallel dimension of his own creation known as "The Mouth of Madness".
Not much is known about the Scungilli Man.
According to the legend, the moment a persons says Scungilli Man's name, he or she will become visible to the Scungilli Man through the barriers between worlds. Should that person continue to repeat his name, more access the Scungili Man over his or her mind.
If a person utters The Scungilli Man's name 9 times consecutively, they'll allow Scungilli Man complete control over their thoughts. Those people are labelled "The Scungilled" and forever servants they become to The Scungilli Man.
Those who are scugilled will then proceed to tell other about The Scungilli Man in ordee to give him more power.
The Scungilli Man seeks to gain entry to our dimension by becoming known to most people, which will grant him extreme power and will eventually allow him to assume control of a host organism.
In order to avoid being affected by the Scungilli Man, it's utterly important that a person who first learns of the Scungilli Man's existence should never utter his name. Those who have already said it once or more should do their utmost to avoid repeating it.
Alternatively, a person may refer to him by a proxy name or pseudonym without consequence.
Don't say his name.
The Scungilli Man is an evil humanoid entity who is bears the resemblance of a 7 foot tall human mixed with several forms of sea critters.
The Scungilli Man inhabits a pocket parallel dimension of his own creation known as "The Mouth of Madness".
Not much is known about the Scungilli Man.
According to the legend, the moment a persons says Scungilli Man's name, he or she will become visible to the Scungilli Man through the barriers between worlds. Should that person continue to repeat his name, more access the Scungili Man over his or her mind.
If a person utters The Scungilli Man's name 9 times consecutively, they'll allow Scungilli Man complete control over their thoughts. Those people are labelled "The Scungilled" and forever servants they become to The Scungilli Man.
Those who are scugilled will then proceed to tell other about The Scungilli Man in ordee to give him more power.
The Scungilli Man seeks to gain entry to our dimension by becoming known to most people, which will grant him extreme power and will eventually allow him to assume control of a host organism.
In order to avoid being affected by the Scungilli Man, it's utterly important that a person who first learns of the Scungilli Man's existence should never utter his name. Those who have already said it once or more should do their utmost to avoid repeating it.
Alternatively, a person may refer to him by a proxy name or pseudonym without consequence.
Don't say his name.
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Cliff: " Did you catch a glimpse of that chick in advanced Chen?"
Skinny: " Weh - I already had her up on the screen".
Skinny: " Weh - I already had her up on the screen".
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