Samuel 

A psychopath who enjoys animal cruelty.
Typical method of execution is drowning.

Dude! That man right there is a Samuel, don't let him near your dog.

Samuel by totallynothrishikesh November 25, 2023

Samuel 

Someone who enjoys animal cruelty

Bro don't let him play with your dog. Don't you know he is a samuel?

Samuel by totallynothrishikesh December 11, 2023

Samuel 

A sub-par percussionist

Samuel: did you watch my concert yesterday? It went very well!
Anyone: no, I don't believe you

Samuel by J_B_Underhagen January 12, 2024

Samuel 

A Samuel is a no good white trash worthless NIGGER.

Nobody wants to be a Samuel.

Samuel by anonymous May 8, 2024

Samuel 

A 6”4 northerner who is the lengest in all of land. An absolute cutie who will always forget your birthday and loves sex xxxx

Who’s that lenger over there! Looks like he could be northern.

Oh that’s Samuel! He’s fit x

Samuel by Ralphp May 31, 2024

Samuel 

Samuel a hunk god always has a good pops and the best edge streak if you ever meet this stick you will have the urge to make out with him

Samuel is soooooo hunky

Samuel by JetJunkie June 4, 2024

Samuel 

Name meaning for Samuel: *"Heard by God"
Such a caring man who loves his wife and children. Owns a small business, loves the outdoors, reads his Bible with depth, and is very kind loving and ambitious. He's the man you want to marry and have 100 kids with. He catches the eyes of many but only has his eyes set on the Lord and his family. He is also very clever and funny. Can do magic and slight of hand tricks. Has beautiful dark brown hair with honey eyes. Perfect smile and just radiant in all shapes and forms. He is an encouraging spirit and most definitely is anointed by our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

" Who is that very handsome and intrinsic man?"
" That is my husband Samuel, he truly is all the good things in this world and more!"

Samuel by PapaDios June 10, 2024