st francis de sales

a large building that specialties in child torture and manipulation, residing in the Adelaide Hills. St Francis guarantees you no individual choices, and promises to brainwash your children into brainless little clones.

Girl: so what did you so this week at st francis de sales college?
Boy: eh not much. the usual..i got raped by like 10 of my teachers

by nekodueee March 15, 2009

camel salesman

Scapegoat that makes for excellent trollbait.

Extremely good at (homo)

Where has that scapegoat Camel Salesman gone again for me to e-bully! my e-wang is lacking.
*shakes fist*

CAMEL SALESMAN SHUTUP SHUT UP SHUTUHPSTUHPSTHUSPTUHSPTUHSU !!!!
*shakes fist*

Hyosung.
*shakes fist*

Your mum left poo all over my fist!
*shakes fist*

by Angus Fantapube. April 24, 2008

Salmon Balloon

When someone puts their lips up to a vagina and fills it with air as if blowing up a balloon. You can then take the labia betwixt your forefinger and thumb at the top and the bottom of the vaginal opening to control the amount of airflow on the way out. Moving your hands away from each other while still holding the labia will restrict airflow and cause a high-pitched squeal, and bringing them close together will cause a low-pitched almost flatuesque noise. It is not advised to let go of the labia before the vagina has equalized air pressure with the outside atmosphere because there is a risk of the woman flying around the room and injuring herself or others in the process. An advanced knowledge of rocket science is needed to explain this phenomenon.

Did you hear Katie is in the hospital? Aparantly there was a pretty serious accident when she got a salmon balloon from Ben.

by Gbo February 10, 2007

salestard

A person, of the salesy persuasion, who possesses scarcely enough mental faculties to complete simple day to day tasks such as putting their underwear on in the right direction, but who still somehow manages to persuade people in positions of monetary authority that they should invest in a product that is incapable of performing as promised.

Can be found saying such things as:

"Not only is this a powerful collaborative tool which will increase and streamline your company's capabilities accross the board, but it will also make your coffee, change your kid's diapers, and wipe your a$$ for you (only 2-ply and higher tp supported)."

"Don't worry about Kristen," Jarvis said, rolling his eyes, "She suffers from salestardation, but she's harmless, really."

by vulgarityfilteroff February 4, 2010

salmon bomb

When someone eats a full can of canned salmon and subsequently drops a giant, disguting shit in the communal bathroom that clears the shared space. The dwellers fighting to escape the shared space resembles salmon spawning upstream

"Anjewl just salmon bombed the apartment, don't go in there."

by Salmonsays March 29, 2015

Salmon-balls

The stench of unwashed testicles post sex.

Billy regretted not having shower before seeing the physiotherapist, knowing that they would soon be gagging on the smell of his salmon-balls.

by Kuato.lives August 24, 2016

Salmonella

A very rare but feircley aggressive multi-condensed DNA gene that can be contracted threw close physical/sexual contact with the breeding organs aka: genitals of a dyslexic salmon with missing chromozones, once sexual penetration has been breached with the downsyndrome dyslexic salmon you will acquire salmonella

salmonella will change your DNA and turn you into a homosexual, if already a homo you will become a transvestite or a parking inspector

Oi bily ya risky fuck wit don’t put your cock in that retarded fish or youll get salmonella

by The dank salmon June 9, 2018