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penedlove on the rocks with no ice

When a man introduces sharp jagged stones into his urethra, and is then fellated by a polar bear which then swallows the stoney jizz and dies of asphyxiation, and after having died is violently raped by the man. Amen.
popid pos pops popis si no porque?
by popis....SI! August 13, 2004
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moon rocks

an alternative for balls, as popularized by Stephen T. Colbert of the Colbert Report
"Turns out NASA didn't have the moon rocks to put my name on that space node"
by xxZeus-Almighty December 10, 2009
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liancourt rocks

The Liancourt Rocks are a group of islands off of the coast of Japan and Korea that are currently administered by Korea. The ownership is disputed however, and both countries go through ridiculous efforts to claim that the islands are theirs. It has a huge deposit of natural gas in the waters surrounding it, but it is mostly deposited for nationalistic reasons and pride.

The Japanese have tried to settle the dispute by taking the case to the International Court of Justice (ICJ) 3 times, but the Koreans have refused it all 3 times, claiming that they have no reason to do so. North Koreans, although technically still at war with South Korea, support the South's claim.
The Liancourt Rocks are called Takeshima and Dokdo, respectively, by Japan and Korea.

Japan: Please get off our land.
Korea: STFU it's mine! Come with a military if you want it!
Japan: Fuck.

Rest of the world: What the flying fuck are the Lioncoot Roks?
by Banzit November 13, 2013
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red rocks

An interesting mixture of Red Bull and Pop Rocks.
Creates an interesting burning sensation in the stomach after ingestion.
"Hey Murphy, what did you have for lunch today?"
"Well Dustan, I was feeling really low on energy so I had some red rocks and then I got WIRED!"
by D curt November 17, 2006
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vodka rocks

a slang term used to describe a smokin hot girl at a saloon or tavern.
Hey..Vodka Rocks, what'ya say you and me get nipple to nipple?
by captain poopypants November 19, 2004
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Pop Rocks

"HOLY FUCK DID YOU HEAR THOSE BOMBS GOING OFF IN HER MOUTH?"

"Relax, homo faggots, they're just pop rocks."
by hdfhdhgfhgf February 12, 2009
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nelson rocks

oxymoron: the word nelson and any word signifying 'cool' do not belong in the same sentence, much less next to one another.

Commonly misinterpreted by people who do not understand the impossibility of this statement.
Nelson does not rock, but we love him anyways.
by vanitha is an ass December 18, 2004
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