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rectumitis

An inflammation of the rectum.
Basil , who was renown for scratching his itchy arse, finally went to the doctor and was diagnosed with ring rot causing rectumitis.
by stropmag December 19, 2015
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rectumlinear

contained by, consisting of, or moving in a rectal line or rectal lines.

relating to a rectal line or lines.
i've been backed up for days, my digestive track has gotten real rectumlinear.

that's some dirty fucking underwear, skidmarks are rectumlinear

neither my health professor, nor my geometry professor could tell me the definition of rectumlinear.
by Therealbluntmaster June 7, 2017
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rectumize

We need to rectumize this situation.
by bangem June 17, 2003
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optic-rectumitis

A condition that results when your optic nerves and your rectal nerves get crossed up and you get a "crappy" outlook on life.
"What's his problem?"

"Must be suffering from optic-rectumitis."
by bob March 23, 2005
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recktum

Wrecked Them
Man that BlackBook guy sucks, I RecktUm
by Nomonys March 13, 2018
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rectus

the love of dons life.. (poop hole)
don is also the rectal rocket
wow don... you love the rectus
by rectal rocket December 12, 2004
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Rectulapubis

A disorder where your penis protudes from your ass and your rectum protrudes from your pubic region.
Mary didn't know sucking on the thing protruding from George's pubic region would result in a mouth full of feces until it was too late!
by Niggslayer November 12, 2004
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