recockuless

a slang term used by librarians to make them look totally unqualified for their jobs when expressing anger, frustration or general disgruntledness with whatever annoying occurance has just happened to them.

recockuless is a word, I'll be you.

by grilled and cheesy November 21, 2009

Recdom

Your ass

Windsor is the earth's recdom

by Hails2001 May 29, 2018

Reckon

When ya think ya know but ya don’t, that’s the thing.

“I reckon that maths is shit.”
“I reckon that it’s not.”

by Justagronk March 29, 2019

Recognize a Nigga Day

You recognize one or multiple niggas and what they’ve done to be special. This could be the nigga who made fried chicken. Or the nigga who won your home town a ship. It’s also acceptable to acknowledge half niggas like Oreos or burnt orange chicken.

Definition: To acknowledge a good nigga on Recognize a Nigga Day

I’m recognizing that nigga who made chicken nuggets. These nuggets are pretty damn good.

I want to acknowledge that Nigga Debrickeshaw Ferguson for being really good at football.

I nominate Shaun King as my recognize a Nigga.... Sorry larry, Shaun is not a Nigga in any way shape or form so your nomination is invalid and you’re a fucktard.

by Chungus6969 September 25, 2020

sphincter recoil

Rebound effect caused by the rapid, involuntary puckering of the sphincter, reversing the forward momentum of an advancing turd perceived to be a fart

TODD: What is that sick look on your face? Is that panic or relief?
ME: Both bro. Sphincter recoil saved the day!

by OneStarGator July 19, 2017

recockulous

extremely ridiculous

Jill Nedved's 7 foot inflatable boyfriend is recockulous.

by Adolf Oliver Bush April 13, 2003

treash reckoning phase

Hitting that golden age of 23, you and your subpar friend group from bumcum Alabama think you deserve private yacht parties with NBA players. Your life purpose becomes using cardi-b lyrics to articulate your lifestyle, one-upping your shitty friend group by flexing your ex-frat boyfriends' jobs, money, relationship, etc. This event is more annoying for most men due to fat girls' standards being high for the only sake of them appearing as a "bad bi*ch," and your girlfriend flipping a switch and pressuring you to buy a house/propose to her because ice spice's song said she's a "queen." Is it alcohol? Is it being homeless after college didn't make you a millionaire? Who knows, but most girls seem to flip the switch at around 22-24 years old. If you have a girl who hasn't, keep her at all costs.

My girlfriend's friend group must be going through the "treash reckoning phase", her ugly friends keep calling me a "5 figure ni**a" and telling me to get a better car because my girl deserves "better."

by Literate Stud February 16, 2023