Reese

Reese Darnell is truly the embodiment of a good friend. She is the kindest, smartest, most loving individual I have ever met. She always knows exactly what to say and when. She shows you her undoubted loyalty every day, without fail. Her constant unconditional love means the world to anyone she has ever talked to. She will never leave you alone. She can be the most talkative hyper ball of energy, but at the same time she knows how to have the most deep, intellectual, meaningful conversations. I will never love anyone as much as I love my Reese Darnell.

pale long ass lengthy asshole who can't kick a ball: "bro fuck Reese Darnell."
Lisie: "You have never truly met or at least understood MY Reese Darnell then..."

by Agent.cow.lizmister December 13, 2025

Pulling a Reese

Someone who ditches his OG friend group to play Overwatch or Marvel Rivals with his other 50+ friends.

Pablo: Wait where did Reese go? I thought we were gonna play Roblox together

Isabelle: He said went to go play overwatch with his duo or whatever

Pablo: sigh* he’s pulling a Reese

by holybanana December 22, 2025

Reese’s Cup

When you lather your shlong with peanut butter, fuck your homeboy in the ass and make him eat it after.

Call that shit the Reese’s cup.

Mmm Phil wanna try my reese’s cup?

by JimmyMac9 December 27, 2025

backwards reese's

When you cover ones asshole with peanut butter and eat out one's ass as they defecate, making sure the peanut butter is enjoyed before ones poo.

Before you go to the bathroom, can I interest you in a backwards reese's with this jar of Jif and/or Peter Pan?

by Chedderrob February 6, 2025

reeses

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Person 0: reeses

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 13, 2025

Reese

A Reese is short and dumb. Avoid at all costs

Don't catch yourself with a Reese.

Be careful when a Reese enters the room

by ManWhoseBallsAreOfSteel July 5, 2024

The Angel Reese

A sexual move during foreplay where you put Reese's peanut butter or other Reese's products inside a female coochie and lick it out as if you were a dawg and it was a conch.

I did the Angel Reese on a girl and she thought it was the best foreplay ever!

by A splotch on the Garcia tie July 7, 2024