Gay race communism

The words one YouTube commenter used to define woke

Woke = gay race communism.

by Goofygoofball44 July 15, 2023

mcdonald's race

Where you order every thing off the McDonald's menu. Then you proceed to wolf down tens of thousands of calories, with out leaving your seat.

"Did you see Johnny annihilate the McDonald's race?"

"Yes I did and Johnny now has type 2 diabetes

by eastroller March 21, 2014

Platino Master Race

Platino Master Race is similar to the term 'PC Master Race' in which PC gamers refer to PC gaming as superior and use the antonym 'Console Peasants' to distinguish gaming console players. Platino means Platinum and it refers to the Platinum trophy rewards received on the Playstation 3 & Playstation 4 platforms when beating a video games collection of bronze, silver and gold trophies. Platino Master Race refers to the very specific demographic of Trophy Hunters on the Playstation platform. It was first invented by a Youtube celebrity called Arion Evangelist who used the name 'Platino Master Race' for his trophy guides Youtube channel and this later developed onto the 'Platino Master Race' website where platinum trophy guides are taught publicly and free to all. The term is now frequently used on platforms such as Youtube and Twitch to describe Trophy Hunting gaming communities.

If you want to Platinum Dark Souls, you should get tips from the Platino Master Race

by Poriarion November 6, 2017

True Gamer Master Race

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(Title: True Gamer Master Race)

Followers of the True Gamer Master Race are an elite group of gamers that are trained to play on any hardware. Be it Nintendo, Sony, Microsoft, Sega, Commodore 64, PC, or any hardware that has ever been created and released to the general public.

They have a great sense of taste, both in fashion and in games. They do not discriminate, they only call out bad practices.

Their Philosophy goes as follows:

If it's a great game: We play it.
If it's a bad game: we expose it.
If the hardware has good practices: We sing its praise.
If the hardware has bad practices: We expose it, no matter our personal feelings about the hardware.
We own many consoles, including PC and Mobile, and we do not discriminate against people.
We are all gamers, and we must all unite! For the betterment of gamers and humanity alike!
TRUE GAMER MASTER RACE!

Person 1: You're just a Sony KnobSlobber!
TGMR: LIES! We belong to the True Gamer Master Race Learn our Philosophy, BISH!

by Janoria Alexander Corven September 23, 2018

jerk off drag race

When you are trying to get around at least 2 other idiots on the freeway and they seem content to go the same speed next to each other hindering your efforts to go around them.

Sorry I’m late. Got stuck behind a jerk off drag race on the way over.

by Kad357 November 9, 2019

Backyard Arms Race

A term used to describe the proliferation of backyard play items in a post COVID world- starts with swing sets and basketball hoops. Then come soccer/lacrosse nets and a zip line. As all sides of the neighborhood fence add these items, one neighbor gets the trampoline (aka Mormon Babysitter). Then trampolines everywhere. Winter comes? Backyard skating rinks. The sides build their arsenals until balance is restored. A rink for every kid.

Then the goddamn Smiths at the end of the cul-de-sac get the sports court and the race is BACK ON.

Hey Ned, did you see the Sniths got a new sports court once we all had trampolines? Now my shitty kids are whining again. I guess the backyard arms race is back on.

by Candles McBoots January 2, 2022

Face value race

Races that have mainstream things about them.

Example: black, white, authentic Asians, Indians, mainstream middle easterns, Mexicans, Africans, and Europeans all are face value races.

by TheRealiest1000 October 18, 2023