roll in the stones

An action necessary when a female's vagina is so stretched that you must also insert your balls to fill her.

Janet's twat was so cavernous, i was compelled to roll in the stones to satisfy her.

by HawkeyeBigDog August 17, 2017

titsie roll

The roll created by a girl in a tight shirt. when her shirt bunches up above and below her tits......titsie roll

Hard to give example. Obvious when seen. you will probably say something like "Wow, nice titsie roll"

by urban4355 July 2, 2009

Barnyard Roll Call

A phrase used at mid-west fairs that begins the chorus of everyone within ear-shot making any type of animal sound.

When attending the MN state fair, Barnyard Roll Call was exclaimed and I mooed.

Someone said Barnyard Roll Call and everyone made animal sounds.

by blakebears2010 October 7, 2009

cabbage roll

A cabbage roll is a rolled up bundle of paper money. A money roll.

Sherrie saw the size of his cabbage roll and knew who she was going home with that evening.

by ringmasterow January 26, 2010

panty roll

What happens to women's panties when you roll them down their legs.

By the time her panties were down by her ankles, they had turned into a panty roll!

by Mr. JD February 12, 2015

Italian Roll

like a California roll only more dangerous. effectively accelerating through a stop sign with zero regard for oncoming traffic or pedestrians. the reason why there are so many accidents in Italy every year. highly dangerous and illegal.

Driver: Hold on we are gonna Italian Roll this bitch
Passengers: .........

by CorsairWWII June 13, 2016

jizz roll

This is the tissue paper that gets stuck to the helmet (glans) of your cock after you've had a wank (fap). You shoot your load into it but then when you try to pull it away, you find you have about 20 scraps of tissue still attached and it's frankly painful to peel them away manually so you have to stand over the wash basin, alternately washing it with one hand and gently peeling it all off with the other. It's a fucking nuisance tbh.

I was looking at the SEMA car show models and saw the one I was going to cum to. She was a stunning Latina. I shot my wad and grabbed the tissue paper and put my knob in there to catch all the spunk but when I went to take it away, I had a jizz roll situation on my hands, pun definitely intended. I had to call my aunt Colleen down and she picked away at it for about half an hour.

by Barry Spanners June 20, 2016