Rubik’s pubes

When your pubic hair becomes so tangled and knotted it becomes painful to walk and nearly impossible to solve the puzzle of untangling them.

Hey Bruv, you’re grimacing every time you stand up or take a step. Have you got rubik’s pubes? I usually down a bottle of scotch then get my missus to rub some conditioner into them and softly comb them.

by Nuphagus December 11, 2019

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Confused Pubes

When a woman with blonde hair has black pubic hair. Every other hair on the body got the "let's be blonde" message except for the bush. These girls are also referenced as two-tones.

Amanda got laser hair removal because she had confused pubes.

by SilkyMeatloaf August 27, 2019

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Pube Pass

(Verb) the action of cradling your nut sack in the palm of your right hand just prior to a meeting, so that the smell of your balls is transferred to the hand of an unsuspecting recipient during a casual handshake.

It is not necessary to actually pass the recipient a physical pube during the move, however if you can pull off leaving one of your pubes unnoticed and stuck to the recipiebt's hand you must accumulate a score of no less than 9 out of 10 even from the Russian judge.

Mother fucker! I can tell by the smirk on your face you.pulled off a pube pass at the meeting with the lawyer.

by Angus McCracken February 8, 2020

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Pube Plucking

when you pick pubes that get stuck in your dick hole

last night I to do some major pube plucking

by MrPhatkok May 11, 2020

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pube dingle

When you forget to shave your coo coo and your bum hair gets hot sweaty and toasty. So your bum hair connects to your crack hair. That dingleberry transfers to a pube dingle.

"If you think dingleberries are bad, you should experience a pube dingle."

by Goinontour September 28, 2017

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