Macho Pubes mean you have a huge ball fro. Your pubes will join with your chest hair than your head hair. don't believe me? Watch the movie Fur: an imaginary portrait.
by The One U Trust September 23, 2011
Get the Macho Pubesmug. The collection of my husband's newly shaven ballsack hair that has collected under the bathroom sink.
Mum: I am just going to clean the dust from under your sink darling.
Me: That ain't dust mum, it's Craig's pube bunnies.
Mum: Oh my fucking god.
Me: That ain't dust mum, it's Craig's pube bunnies.
Mum: Oh my fucking god.
by texasco April 24, 2014
Get the pube bunniesmug. When you shit on someone's pussy and throw it around afterward into eachothers mouths. Then you eat eachothers pubes.
by Fortniteballz69 September 29, 2021
Get the Pube monkeymug. Pubes on the floor of a jiffy lube waiting area. They were left behind by a man named Ronny who wears elastic shorts and scratches his balls in all the wrong settings.
Derek: What’s that on the floor?
Pete: I don’t know it looks like a Jiffy Pube. Ronny was probably here earlier getting the oil changed in his Ford Windstar.
Pete: I don’t know it looks like a Jiffy Pube. Ronny was probably here earlier getting the oil changed in his Ford Windstar.
by Daniel10000 October 3, 2018
Get the Jiffy Pubemug. When your pubic hair becomes so tangled and knotted it becomes painful to walk and nearly impossible to solve the puzzle of untangling them.
Hey Bruv, you’re grimacing every time you stand up or take a step. Have you got rubik’s pubes? I usually down a bottle of scotch then get my missus to rub some conditioner into them and softly comb them.
by Nuphagus December 11, 2019
Get the Rubik’s pubesmug. by Wugar19 August 8, 2021
Get the Pube Stashmug. A pair of shorts that are so short that there is a high risk for the wearer's pubic hair to be revealed through the bottom of one of the legs. Note: the Pube Shorts are not a gender specific garment.
by blueisnotaname June 24, 2016
Get the Pube shortsmug.