Pronject

What someone does (usually a guy) when they say they are going to "work on schoolwork", when in reality they are going to watch pornography (sometimes called PRONography)

Bob: "I'm just gonna... ya know... work on some school project.."
Ralph: "Sure buddy, that's what you're gonna do."
Bob: "What do mean..?"
Ralph: "Dude, we know you're doing a pronject and jerk off"

by 666satanislife666 November 18, 2014

Pronowned

A combination of the two word pronounced and renowned.

Jack: Charles darwin once said 'life is a ball sac, its never finished producing!'
Michael: What a pronowned speech.

by Spleesh July 29, 2015

Pronapsturbate

When you make the decision to jerk off instead of doing work, and end up taking a nap afterwards

Teach: Where dat assignment doe?
Rob: I don't know, I must have pronapsturbated instead of writing this paper.
Teach: I too get caught in pronapsturbation loops.

by Ello M8 March 9, 2016

prong berry

a prong berry is when a person is so constipated that they shove their hand up their asshole and pull the poop down the anal cavity

Jay had to prong berry his way out of the bathroom today

by wheelbarrow360 July 27, 2017

pronoun maze

Noun. Part of a conversation wherein the excessive use of pronouns (he, she, they, it, this, what) makes listeners lost. Also called extreme "high context" speech.

- "Wait! He hit you? Who hit you? Jeff or Tim?" "No, it was Sam. Sorry for the pronoun maze. I hate it when others do that to me, too."
- "You ran into 'him'?" "No. Into 'her'. 'He' was watching." "With 'them'? I thought 'they' had left." "Yeah, 'they' left with 'him'." "With which 'him'? This is becoming a pronoun maze. Start over."

by UGiveUp November 11, 2017

Pronto pups

the best corn dog spot in the country. Located in Grand Haven, Michigan. Simply visiting and not trying it is a felony

Hey man, let’s get out of here.

Hell no man, we haven’t even gone to pronto pups yet

by Sandlotsaint033 June 10, 2018

pronkl

the rarted misspelling of her former nickname, princess, queen of nothing in particular. she just wants to make close friends and trade memes. will leave when provoked.

wow, pronkl deleted all of her posts!

by admirer of pronkl August 17, 2018