A stupid igly man with no bitches whos a pedo and mastrubates to his mothers asshole when looking at his mothers ass
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Prestons are just very dumb people.
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Example 2: You can't spell vaccine or decision? Oh my god what a Preston.
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Get the Preston mug.the most absolutely amazing person you will ever meet.he can be difficult at times but if you stick around long enough to know how to handle it, he will be your best friend.i love preston with all of my heart.his ginger hair, his amazing smile and his hazel eyes. he’s a very athletic person and will put all of his time into his sport.he has a great heart, a great personality and he’s the kind of person that i would want to marry.i would trust him with my life. <3
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