by Ella the fox January 20, 2022
This can be used as a “harmless” practical joke on one of your buddies, if someone leaves a kiwi on their desk. You take the kiwi and place it down your pants and try to hold it under your scrotum. At this point you do a little jig to bless the kiwi. The sweatier the better. Then place the kiwi back on the desk. The enjoyment comes when the target cuts up their kiwi to eat and the juice drips all over the place causing them to lick their fingers clean.
Target: Hey guys I know you paid for lunch lasttime and its my turn, but I already brought a lunch, so go ahead and go without me.
Guy #1: I am so tired of him ditching out on his turn to pay.
Guy #2: Well, lets help him enjoy his lunch and bless it with Pope’s Salty Kiwi.
Guy #1: I will never be able to look at a kiwi the same again…
Guy #1: I am so tired of him ditching out on his turn to pay.
Guy #2: Well, lets help him enjoy his lunch and bless it with Pope’s Salty Kiwi.
Guy #1: I will never be able to look at a kiwi the same again…
by Sgt. Montechristo October 02, 2007
All I could say about him, He is a good man that cares about world peace, love and charity. A man of God. Pope Benedict XVI. Anything he says is right,if he wants to bash gay marriage he can. Abortion sucks! Sex education only encourages immature teens to have sex for their lustful habbits. Long live the Pope.
by Runner Bulldog 2 February 19, 2009
A man who many thought to be very brave until he decided to apologize for remarks about the Islamic faith that were very true. This apology proved Mr. Ratzinger, aka Pope BenedictXVI, a complete coward.
by tinklemint September 26, 2006
A place where all of the walton rejects go because they can''t afford to live in a nice school area. Full of fucking idiots who are entitled and walk around trying to make everyone think they are rich WHEN THEY AREN'T. The teams all suck and get killed over and over again.
by kickerofdaass September 16, 2019
My nasty roommate must have had a crazy night because I found a Pope Benedict on the floor this morning.
If s/he doesn't use an enema, you'll end up with a Pope Benedict on your dick.
If s/he doesn't use an enema, you'll end up with a Pope Benedict on your dick.
by JaRee April 22, 2012
Does the Pope shit in the woods? An expression derived from the conjugation of two well known expressions that simply mean "obviously". The two expressions are "does a bear shit in the woods?" and "Is the Pope Catholic?"
by Dr Yaj May 26, 2021