poot

a word used by the pootis birds that migrate in 2fort

pootis bird: "poot!" a regular human: "aw it's a pootis bird!"

by pootis bird zookeeper September 21, 2023

Poots

In reference to a close friend, husband, etc.

Hey poots! What’s up?

by fruncemobile September 19, 2018

Poots

Meaning something stupid or dumb

DAD:Oh shit I dropped grandmas ashes

Me:poots

by Skark boy aka unknown July 18, 2021

Poot

men with dad voices

"My dad is such a poot," Said Oilina

by Spicy Poot January 18, 2022

poot

a silent fart

Fred noticed someone had pooted in the elevator

by mudslide slimmmmmm July 11, 2017

Poot

A small amout of cum usually from someone with small testicles or someone that masturbates too much

Girl: is that all you have it's a poot of cum

Boy:sorry sorry sorry

by The KG12344 June 25, 2017

Poot

Verb, Adjective, Noun

When a man ejaculates a pinner/small amount of semen and/or when a man has a boring orgasm, typically caused after frequent masturbation or multiple rounds of sex.

Originated from Vancouver BC via. KVu and Alex

Alex: Man I was fucking this bitch third round and I just had a poot.
Kay: Aw man I hate pooting.

by KhVu September 14, 2017