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tiger points

A definition of how wild your sex life is. The criteria are: the amount of partners, how many time a day you have sex, the places where you have fornicated, if you got your membership of the mile high club, if you have entered the exit only area. It is the opposite trend of panda points and started in the Netherlands by a perverted group of college students. Nowadays, even Dutch grandmother talk about how much tiger points they have.
wow that guy has major tiger points.
gosh.. I wish that I had that many tiger points.

I slept with your girlfriend, 20 more tiger points for me buddy

That guy is a beast, he already has 75 tiger points
by Lol035 October 22, 2015
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ponteah

A sexy persian girl that usually gets all the guys at parties.
Hey what's going on?
That ponteah over there is getting all the guys!!!
by HBIanJ January 31, 2010
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pogi points

Nonmonetary imaginary "points" awarded for polite, witty, cool, or otherwise positive behavior exhibited for the purpose of impressing a female courtship partner or her parents. From pogi, Tagalog for "handsome."
Opening doors for one's girlfriend's mom earns major pogi points. Opening doors for one's girlfriend's dad is just plain sipsip.
by Pau January 3, 2004
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Pondercation Point

The pondercation point is a punctuation mark that fills a critical need in written communication. In spoken word, inflection and tone are used to indicate inquisitive statements. In the written word, however, there is no official punctuation mark to delineate a statement intended as a question (e.g. "I wonder if beverages will be provided.")

With an increasing amount of communication being conducted in written word (e-mail, chat rooms, instant messaging) the need for greater clarity in punctuation drove research grammarians at the "Toughest Guys in the World" think tank in Provo, Utah, to develop a new punctuation symbol using existing punctuation available on a typical Western keyboard.

The pondercation point is represented by the combination of the ~ (tilde) and the ` (apostrophe), and is used at the end of inquisitive statements that require an answer from the recipient. Therefore instead of saying, "I wonder if you are lying to me, asshole?" intent is better indicated with the pondercation point: "I wonder if you are lying to me, asshole~`"
The pondercation point in use:

* Perhaps that happened because you tried to retread my monkey~`
* I wonder if your problem is that their reaction is fueled by the blood of Christ~`
* I thought you were going to kiss my black ass~`
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Karma Points

an optimistic way of looking at stuff when something bad happens or when something doesn't go as planned and eventually that incident will be made up for somehow.

also your reward for doing a good deed
EXAMPLE 1

Nathan: So is that girl we met at the mall gonna show up to see you at open mic night tonight?

Tomas:man i hope so she was cute

2 hours later

Nathan: dude she didn't show

Tomas:I'm not sweatin i got some karma points now

EXAMPLE 2

Bob:dude why are you stopping?

Frank: somebody just left this trash on the side walk when there is a trash can right there!

*puts random trash in can*

Bob: nice man you just earned some karma points

Frank: well someone has to take responsibility
by guynextdoor377 July 9, 2011
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painters in

when a girl has her period
susie was really cranky today shes just gone to the bathroom, she must have the painters in
by Emmamac92 June 23, 2008
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Get painted

Term coined by Violent Jay of the Insane Clown Posse, while serving as a guest on the radio show "Loveline" (used to be a tv show on MTV). The term refers to a man ejaculating upon the face of a female partner.

See also money shot
1. "I'm very familiar with my own nut 'cause I'm constantly spattin' it off in groupie's faces. Sshplaaaat! Right in their face! Get it all! Get painted, freak! I say get painted when I'm painting them with my jiz." -Violent Jay

2. Last Friday night, Shane got Carissa drunk and had a grand time painting her face.

3. The clown painted my face at the carnival last weekend.
by Greg October 7, 2004
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