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PILF

Play-station I Would Like to Fuck
That Ps2 is a major PILF!!
by S-Bert August 23, 2006
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Pilot

The equivalent of a bus driver in the sky, who earns a much higher salary because of the apparently higher risk of their passengers not reaching their destination safely.
Just as a stewardess is an overpaid waitress, a pilot is an overpaid coach driver.
by MathPlus January 17, 2019
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PILF

McCain's running mate Sarah Palin, you PILF, didn't I see you take home the runner up prize in the 1984 Miss Alaska pageant?
by Chuggernaut October 18, 2008
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pilot-doofy

Funny young, ugly, redneck child of some very un happy parents. A PIlot-Doofy is amongst other things a DOOFUS, as his name leads us to make fun of. He has some major ego problems because somehow he believes he's hot stuff even though he's a lamer with all his big guns that are obviously a futile attempt to regain some masculinity.

Pilot-Doofy is a loser of the worst kind. Also, he seems to be dillusionnal.
Hey look a Doofus; he's desperately trying to keep his thread about his new gun alive. Oh look! Now he's trying to promote his sub par website calles mustywindows. I wonder he was smoking when he came up with that one. What a pethetic waste of flesh.
by pops January 3, 2005
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pilots

Former Major League Baseball team from Seattle. Bought by Bud Selig a few weeks before the 1970 season and moved to Milwaukee. Seattle has never forgiven him since.
The Pilots were decent.
by Jim Bouton #56 January 1, 2005
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Pilot One

The screen name of any character to have been unfortunate enough to have played a pilot in most TV Shows, Films and Video Games.

Pilot One is renound for having died in every apperance he has ever made.

Pilot One however does have the privilege of occasionally having a spoken line, typically attempting to send a final message before he dies horrifically in the crash.
Pilot One: "WE'RE GOING DOWN" followed by gruesome death.

Pilot One: "I'M HIT" followed by gruesome death.
by DeusBrackers October 26, 2007
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Picofarad

a unit of capacitance equal to one trillionth of a farad, or a term used to describe the reason a very expensive instrument cable will produce "Clearer, richer, more pleasing to the ear tones" than a less expensive competitive cable when in reality there is no discernible difference to the human ear.
L4\//\ cables states that their cables are worth the money because they provide more picofarads within their wires which produce a clearly superior audible difference over other cables that justifies a 6-10x cost factor...
by ModmanQ6 April 29, 2009
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