When the person giving you a handy is wearing so much hand jewellery e.g. rings etc, it feels like you're getting your wiener stroked by the Persian ruler Xerxes himself.
"bro she gave me the most painful Persian job ever, my dick still has bruises from all the rings she was wearing"
by yall mind if i uhhhhhh July 17, 2023
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Thw persian deep mine sexual postition: A dildo or other serial toy is affiliated to the tip of a pogo stick and the fitted into an orifice and then operated.
by Lary hitler October 13, 2023
Get the Persian deep mine mug.A Persian Goodbye is when you spend 3 hours saying bye to everyone at the mehmooni, get all the way to the door, and then end up going back in for more chai.
by Wreckyonan November 25, 2023
Get the Persian goodbye mug.9 oclock basketball starts at 9:30.
Me: What time we playing basketball tomorrow?
Persian Man: At 9.
Me: Persian time?
Persian man: Yes.
Me: Ok! See you at 9:30.
Persian Man: At 9.
Me: Persian time?
Persian man: Yes.
Me: Ok! See you at 9:30.
by Shit Life Jimmy September 1, 2024
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by PersianPony December 2, 2024
Get the Persian pony mug.A portmanteau of “Persian” and “urgency.” The Persian cultural equivalence of “Early is on time, on time is late, and late is ‘You’re fired. Don’t bother coming in.”
Adam: I had to meet my father-in-law, Dr. Fatemi at 9am, but he arrived at 7:45am.
Steve: Why?
Adam: Persiancy
Steve: Why?
Adam: Persiancy
by goldengrey1776 December 11, 2023
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