Period monster

Something you call women when they are really mad to calm them down. Should always be used if you have an upset wife/girlfriend.

My girl was being all mad and attacking me, so I called her a period monster and she settled down and started feeding me grapes.

by Tyler Peniston June 3, 2020

Anal period

When you've been drinkin' well liqour and Schlitz for days on end and you finally have to take a shit. When you sit down on the toilet and your asshole explodes with straight nasty brown liquid. Nothing solid, just liquid shit splatter all over the place.

Hey girl, I finally got my anal period today!

by Mr. McGigglepuff November 30, 2011

Period Drill

A drill one can undergo with their pre-teen daughter to prepare for the onset of menses.

I thought my daughter was having her period, so we did a period drill. Turns out she wasn't, but now we know exactly what to do.

by productman July 16, 2016

Period bush

The bush a woman grows while on her period, because there's no point in shaving until it's over.

When he felt her period bush, he knew she wouldn't be dtf for another day or two.

by MishyTheFishy May 16, 2011

Periodic Table

An amazing table of elements that shows Hydrogen (element 1) to Oganesson (element 118). The farther to the right and up you go on the table, the less reactive elements typically get.

I have the periodic table on my wall.

by Jqoi Zunderlat November 16, 2020

hot period

Spicy period that has hot chilli pepper and is contagious to all thottt in the land. Some would say “ damn did you see Jennifer she’s s p I c y “

#guy one: “Susan got a case of the spicy last night and John didn’t know what to do”
#guy two:” s p i c y”
Hot period: a period above 25 degrees

by Hot whamen November 26, 2017

period syncronization

The fear of any and every man ever to exist.

Jon: Dude. Julie and Jen's periods are syncronized.

James: RUN. PERIOD SYNCRONIZATION HAS STARTED.

by Booknerd818 November 29, 2014