Penguin Point

A point made in argument or conversation which makes no logical sense. Mostly made by persons of diminished mental capacity.

Penguin Points often are made from desperation when trying to beat a superior opponent.

Huna was so desperate to justify her use of 3rd person speech that she made a total Penguin Point which Matt was easily able to rebuff.

by RP2016 December 11, 2012

Penguin Revolution

The theory of Dressing up the arts. It is bringing music back to an intelligent medium. It means returning to roots like Led Zeppelin and Pink Floyd, Tupac and Dylan, and rethinking alternative music and grunge. The new era is crisp and has meaning. Also "Penguinization".

Fuck "My Humps" and "london bridges"- Did you see Dave Mathews Band? Thats the Penguin Revolution right there.

by C D Mross December 7, 2006

penguin hall

an all girls school in wenham, massachusetts. the girls there are either drug addicts or gay, or both. roaming the halls you'll find girls crying, complaining about being forced to come here, and an occasional juul that the vice principal finds on the floor and does nothing about. it's supposedly saint john's prep's sister school, but you know damn well they don't want penguin hall.

Bottom line, with a dropout rate like theirs... uhhh nevermind! Send your girl to penguin hall!

penguin hall is where straight people go to die.

by wacky... April 24, 2019

Jacking a Penguin

1. To steal a penguin

2. To sexually abuse a penguin

3. To steal a penguin from it's owner/family from right in front of them and watching them frantically search about while you almost die from hysterical laughter

4. Whatever you think it means

1. "Hey! You jacked my penguin!"

2. "Ew! He's jacking a penguin"

3. Person 1 "Hey where's my penguin gone?!?!? Gah! Someone Jacked it!!"

Person 2 "lol"

4. "He's jacking a penguin? Ew..."

by Forbidden Otter December 9, 2008

frozen penguin

When you're fucking a girl in the snow, and you stick ur dick in the snow and then go at it.

Stephen is very much about the frozen penguin.

by iaiaia February 2, 2007

The Stinky Penguin

The Stinky Penguin is a sexual position used in anal intercourse. It involves the use of flapping arms whilst bouncing up and down on the males erect penis. It also helps to be used following the Tuna Sandwich.

Guy:"Hey, do you wanna do The Stinky Penguin?"
Girl:"Of course!"

by roflcoptersomnomnom January 1, 2009

pittsburgh penguins

a nhl hockey team that always takes up the first couple picks in the draft by sucking terribly during the season. have great potential in sidney crosby, evgeni malkin, and jordan staal and could possibly one of the best hockey teams in a few years or so.

"Hey who got the first pick this year?"

"Pittsburgh Penguins"

"Again?!"

by clint bauer June 30, 2006