Pencil Pushers

Guys who can't fucking rap, have bad flow, and sound like shit. They, claim to make music, but are really just some kids who make bullshit..

These guys on myspace, they write shit. They call themselves pencil pushers, but they aren't pushing shit.

by JLynn. June 17, 2009

Full pencil sharpener

When a dog faces away from you, places its chin on the floor, stretches out its front legs and raises its tail as high as it can.

"Don't look now darling, Hector is giving it the full pencil sharpener."

by Wordspotter March 17, 2010

Pennsylvania Pencil Pusher

The act of shoving a freshly sharpened pencil into the penis, Then fucking a woman in the ass.

Hunter just gave Clayton a mean Pennsylvania Pencil Pusher.

by Tiptickler95 October 6, 2011

Touching Blue Pencil

The act of interacting with something that has not been interacted on in a while.

Hayden should stop touching blue pencil.

by GrassHoppingBadDog March 30, 2012

pencil dick jack

its when you pretend to jerk off when your fist is close

dude look i can pencil dick jack

by bobo11232 June 26, 2009

Mexican eyebrow pencil

A sharpie or any fine point black magic marker because for some reason, slutty hispanic women love to draw dark lines on their eyebrows.

Look over there how those hideous women used a mexican eyebrow pencil on their eyebrows. {shudders}

That teenage spic slut used a sharpie above her eyes.

Hey honey, will you pick me up a mexican eyebrow pencil at the store {honey returns home w/ a sharpie marker}.

by repeal17thamendment September 7, 2010

PENCIL POCKET PUSSY

A PENCIL POCKET PUSSY IS A SEX TOY FITTED FOR GUYS WITH A SMALL DICK

I OVER HEARD BARBARA SAYIN SHE HATED HAVIN SEX WITH BOB AS HIS DICK WAS WAY TOO SMALL SO AS A BIRTHDAY GAG GIFT I BOUGHT HIM A PENCIL POCKET PUSSY SO AT LEAST HE WILL BE GETTIN SOME LOL

by ODog N Cali M.C N T December 6, 2009