penaldo

a terrible footballer who plays for portugal and loves scoring penalties. plays for camel al nassr league.

fuck penaldo
yea agreed

by fordashy is gay May 11, 2023

3rd pedal to the left

clutch; the act of being clutch; being a vital part of a situation and/or event

Did you see me at the game today? Just consider me the 3rd pedal to the left!

Yo LeBron was 3rd pedal to the left when he got that triple double in their win today!

by steeplewater May 18, 2010

Maulana Penaldo

Maulana Penaldo is a footballer who converted from Christianity to Islam as a money whore, he does namaz 5 times a day and can be seen doing that on the streets of Riyadh on television every Thursday. He is the biggest bottler in World Cup history and is known as a Camel on football fraternity.

Salman says, “Where is Maulana Penaldo?” Abdul replied, “I saw him drinking Camel piss few mins ago.”

by Jai Shree Ram June 26, 2023

hot back pedal

When you word vomit out of anger over some kind of online communicator then have to try to talk your way out of what you just said.

Sally: "I fucking hate you for the dirty Alabama Hot Pocket."
John: "WTF did you say?"

Sally to friend: "I just word vomited because I was mad as hell over the Alabama hot pocket and had to hot back pedal like a mother fucker."

by alligator fuckhouse6524 May 4, 2011

Puerto Rican Gas Pedal

The act of placing pressure on a woman’s head and face with one’s foot while plowing her from behind. Ideally while she is ass up and face down. Once the pressure is applied, imitate the sound of a shitty motorcycle and hold on for a ride as the woman tries to buck you off due to the amount of disrespect.

Stacy always wanted to be treated dirty as she was fucked from behind. Her reluctant boyfriend gave her a Puerto Rican Gas Pedal in order to comply with her request and brag about doing a PRGP.

by Jogen July 3, 2016

penal girth

the amount of weights or tomatoes you can sustain strapped to your penis giving you a good idea of your girth

my girth is immense i can take 20 g on it

or

my girth is awesome i can sustain 20 cherry toms

by benji haynes June 5, 2005

penalpoo

poo of the peen. Or excretion of the male genetalia. Or Shit of the dick. Often refered to in ancient texts such as the Odyssey and the Tora and of course the bible, in Genesis 4:13 "And the penalpoo floweth onto man!, and in adams cunt!"

"dude, the other day I got some really bad penalpoo, it was off the hizzang yo!"

by Jonz0r August 13, 2006