paint the walls

The act of not pulling out.

Once I found out she was clean and on the pill, there was no need for a condom. It was time to paint the walls.

by Kylewasmyboyscoutleader June 8, 2010

Pant Boner

The image created when the pant's crotch area makes a saggy lump making a boner-y image

Girl 1: OMG That guy has a total boner for me!
Girl 2: LOL Really!?
Boy: -Adjustes pants-
Girl 1: Never mind, it was just a pant boner

by 20grand November 13, 2007

oil painting

A non homosexual way for guys to describe another guy as "hot" or "attractive". This term can also be used by girls to describe guys aswell.

"Dude, Philip is an oil painting "

or

"Johnny Depp is such an oil paiting"

by magicalchickens August 13, 2007

white paint

anything can be white paint. It has no definition it's just fun to watch people trying to decipher what it means as you add another obscure meaning to it

"I was walking the other day"

"that's white paint"

"WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT MEAN TELL ME!"

"Giggle"

by qwertyuiop123987 May 24, 2010

Painty

A moderator that is power tripping and hypocritical, often using their powers to delete, ban and censor opinions they disagree with.

eg "Damn did you get attacked by a Painty?"

by Mini Moo January 2, 2008

PCP..paint can pussy

when a girl has been expanded from over use over time the result is her vagina looking and feeling like a paint can for the male penis.

that girl has hooked up with about 500 guys. She has to have that pcp..paint can pussy by now.

by slambot January 2, 2012

Airsoft vs Paintball

A massive flame was between players of two sports: Airsoft and Paintball. The arguments on the internet are very heated and fanboys are pretty much the entire population on both sides. Contrary to popular belief, paintball is not simply getting an ultra bright suit, and running around, there is such thing as woodsball, which is just as tactical as any airsoft game. Another common misconception is that airsoft guns are for fags who aren't manly enough to join the military. In reality, many veterans or current military servicemen play airsoft.

However, these two groups continue to slander eachother with the same arguments and will probably never reach a conclusion.

Paintball Fanboy: Hey airgay player, why dont you man up and get some welts playing paintball lol 1337 l33T s4uc3

Airsoft Fanboy: Because I dont run around shooting paint at other fags wearing spandex suits

Paintball Fanyboy: you just can afford paintball guns you poor ass pusssy

Airsoft Fanboy: You're just jealous fag

Sensible Person: Both of you are fags, shut up with your "Airsoft vs Paintball" NOBODY GIVES A FLYING FUCK

by FidelAsstro April 3, 2011